Posts from — August 2010

Ground Zero Mosque

Okay okay I know as a liberal, human rights fighting democrat who voted for Obama, (even though it broke my heart that it wasn’t Hillary) I should also be fighting for the right of the ground zero Mosque

But I can’t and I don’t

Yes, they have the right to be whereever the hell they want to be in this country, just as any religious house of worship should, but come on!

Ground zero?? !!!

That’s like taking the wounds of the loved ones of the nearly 3,000 dead innocent people and just pouring in some salt, gasoline and rubbing.

I watched the towers fall from my roof in downtown Manhattan. I went down to ground zero and worked feeding the first responders in September of 2011! I got the gift of Asthma for my hard work, plus a heaping does of anxiety, PTSD, (that’s post traumatic stress not a sexually transmitted disease dears).. I did not bury someone I love and can not know what it was like for those who did, (if they were lucky enough to even have a body to bury)..but I cannot stand the idea of going to ground zero and seeing a Mosque.

It’s just not right!
Two &@*@*((!)))!_! Blocks from the demised towers, destroyed by Muslim fundamentalists, to put up a Mosque. NO! IT JUST ISNT RIGHT!

Yes I believe in the right of all Muslims to freedom of prayer, freedom of worship, as I do all religions, but NOT in this spot and quite honestly, if the folks behind this, really did care about peace and harmony they wouldn’t be fighting so hard to shove this up our asses.
If that Mosque goes up it will aid in dis-harmony and hurt peaceful innocent Muslim Americans
and
Osama and his crew of jackals will be laughing their butts off.
So No, I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS!
I don’t give a rat’s ass if Obama does. I don’t.
Nuff said.

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Proposition 8 is full of hate
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Proposition 8 can go to hell
there just made that up dears

let me tell you my darlings
out here in ptown for gay family week
there is no better place to celebrate today’s ruling
by California’s federal court that proposition 8, the ban on same-sex marriage
is unconstitutional

ok
ok
too early to celebrate
as for sure the right-wingers will appeal
but my dears
let us rejoice all the same

Judge walker, who is like my new hero dude
Wrote as follows:
Prop. 8 “fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license.”

He also stated; “Proposition 8 both unconstitutionally burdens the exercise of the fundamental right to marry and creates an irrational classification on the basis of sexual orientation.”

Zippity doo da zippity ayyy judge walker is A OK!

Let me tell you, my own personal story with prop 8 my dears…my own brother voted for it, yep, my flesh and blood.
When I asked him how he could go to the polls and vote away the rights of his own sister to marry, he said, “I have to vote as the Torah tells me to.” Lord do I hate religion when it comes in the way of folks being able to think for themselves.
I was like but Bro, you just voted away my right to marry the woman I love, to which he replied, “Marry who you want, just don’t get married in California!’

Oy friggen vey.
Well clearly my brother wasn’t the only one who voted no to my human rights as 52 percent of voters in California can attest, but you know, I’d like to think that today, if the vote came up again, the majority would vote against it.

But regardless my darlings, going to the polls to take away my right to marry…WRONG.

So here in ptown, like I said, family week is happening, and yeah it’s annoying as hell, screaming multi-racial adopted kids of lesbian moms and perfectly coifed blonde-haired blue eyed children in designer ware for the gay boys. Sheesh I know you can’t generalize but ummm I AM ANYWAY. It’s like the gay boys have stepford kids and the dykes have a rainbow of sizes, shapes and colors. but hey in the words of a rock chick I had the pleasure of hanging with recently, “It’s all beach!”

Regardless of how annoying the thousands of screaming kids are, it’s pretty damn nice to see them all celebrating diversity, happy and healthy and just as annoying and with just as much ice cream dripping down their chins and un-mentionables dripping out their noses as the straight parents kids.

So to all the families in ptown this week
And to all the couples in Californian waiting for their chance to the altar
I say a hearty, happy and healthy YAHOOOOO
And as my dear old Irish bartender pal Colum used to say…
“FUCK THE BEGRUDGERS!”

well my dears
just in case you are starting to think i’m a big pile of sentimental mush
let me tell you i went out to see a wild ass- new wavish band called Space Pussy
was quite the night my dears
and i rocked so hard that Ryan Landry the lead singer asked me if i wouldn’t mind joining them for a future gig
“but i can’t sing, can’t stretch a note..” said I

“all i can do is jump around and scream!”

“Perfect!” said he… “What do you think I do!”

ahhah so who knows a punk rock career in the making
for this mental yentyl
hey stranger things have happened.
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i’ve been hearing Patti Smith singing Gloria in my head ever since

GLORIAAAAA G. L. O. RIA
GLORIAAAAAAAAA

but the song, i would really do…or rather scream
should i ever really take the stage at the grand old age of umm 40-ish
would be this little ditty by the Xray spex
10 points to anyone who recalls this darling little bed-time melody

Oh Bondage Up Yours by the Ex Ray Spex

Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard
But i think
Oh Bondage Up Yours!
One, Two, Three, FOUR!

Bind me tie me
Chain me to the wall I wanna be a slave
For you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Chain-store chain-smoke
I consume you all
Chain-gang chain-mail
I don’t think at all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Thrash me crash me
Beat me till I fall
I wanna be a victim
For you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more