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Monday, May 12

the holy femme

i went to see the movie BLOOD LINE
the documentary about a film maker who kind of took up where
the davinci code left off
it ran a bit slow
but it was truly eye opening

ill tell you
its actually pretty hard to believe when you think about it
that jesus did not marry and have children
a jewish man of his era
of course he would
and there does seem to be some compelling evidence
that mary magdelene may have been his wife

what would the world be like today
if the church
rather then suppressing the role of women
in jesus's life
had celebrated them
would sexism
not have happened
wars fought less
women celebrated more
would the world be a happier place
my own religion judaism
clearly did some major league
abolishing of worshipping the holy feminine too
supposedly the orginal jews
worshipped the male and the female of god
but then the female figures and texts where destroyed
and the priestesses banned from the temples
and the idea of god as male
and man as superior reigned

and honey
this is true today
sexism is alive and well
in this country
and in this world

when hillary is strong
shes called cold
a bitch
when a obama is strong
hes called a good candidate

this country is not ready to let a women be president
and you all know it

but how would the world be today
if christianity was taught with mary magdelene at the side of jesus
as an equal
how would the world be today
if islam and judaism
worshipped the holy feminine

would women and men rule the world equally
in peace and harmony
as it was meant to be

it boggles the mind

Wednesday, May 7

paparazzi

one interesting tidbit
of my time in Rome
was when I stepped out in front of my swank hotel
to find out the IRON MAN was having its big premiere 10 feet away
yep Robert Downey Junior, Gwyneth Paltrow, the whole shebang
never saw either of them although Maurisio caught an eyefull of Gwyneth
to tell you the truth I never liked her
she's always been just well too white bread for my nerves
brad pitt bought her a house in my old hood in the west village
and i thought
hello brad!
ditch the uptight blonde for a hot down and dirty mama
and hmm i guess he did
oh angelina,oh oh angelina- hot to trot but lately too skinny
honey start eating again we love meat on your bones!

the west village has truly turned into hollywood on the hudson
with meryl streep, jodie foster, sarah jessica parker, matthew broderick
and many more moving in
but i high taled it for the east village where there was still a pulse
all the life seemed to be pushed out of the west village
leaving only madison avenue designers and the uber wealthy
sad
i miss the days of aging beatnik poets sitting on the stoops
and artist's spending an entire afternoon at the patisserie lansiani
sipping coffee and pondering life

but i digress
IRON MAN
havent seen it yet
but i will
because first of all
when it comes to movies
i have the taste of a 16 year old boy
secondly i love
robert downey junior
oh maybe its the drugs
the rehab
the jail
the drama
i just love me the bad boys
bad girls too
anyway
what was most interesting about the premiere
was watching the paparazzi
a solid wall of them
climbing on top of each other to get a better shot
i mean literally climbing on top of each other
recently id been in a pet store watching hamsters climb on top of each other to get at the spin wheel
and this felt a lot like that
they didnt even seem human
crazed sharks in a feeding frenzy
it must be frightening to be their target

i don't know it seemed more intense then in america
do you think it is

Sunday, May 4

wheat free in italy

back in nyc
and heres what i can tell you right off
i have noticed since i landed
new yorkers do move at a faster pace then most other places
i had just gotten into the slow groove of venice
so slow in fact that my hotel babe (a cutie)
told me that they listen to reggae as it suits their vibe
ya man, ya loves you
but after finally slowing down i had to pick the hell up to get back into the nyc
pace
and its like turning your movie from play to fast forward
woooo hoooo
i took notice of the difference in my mornings since i returned
in italy i would wake up leisurely
eat breakfast,
slowly shower
feeling each bit of lather on my skin
slowly dress
feeling the way the t-shirt felt sliding over my head

in nyc
its drink tea
maybe shove a protein bar in my mouth
simultaenously check cell phone
chug some vitamins
shower while planning my day and balancing my check book in my head
run out the door with my hair still wet

wow
no wonder we are stressed
i think those europeans know how to live
maybe they don't get as much done in a day
but damn
they sure are enjoying themselves

i think for me the answer is
a little balance
a little slow time
scheduled in there some where

anyway
the other thing i noticed back in nyc
is that ny is all about MORE
our pizza has MORE sauce
with MORE dough
and more SPICE

our fish has MORE salt and MORE pepper
our wine has MORE acid
and well
i guess i like it
MORE MORE MORE
how you like it
i sure like it
hows the song go
anyway
love food in italy
but i think i have to say it out loud
i actually love italian food in nyc just a little itty bit more
yeah the fish isnt as fresh
the produce not as perfect
the mozzarella not as sublime
the risotto not as crunchy
the polenta not as perky

but its got the MORE
ive become addicted too
what can i say
im a trashy lady
and honey one thing for sure
the fish and produce and pasta may be better there
but hands down
the meat is better here
nothing like a new york steak
and honestly
the pizza in rome matzoh with pizza topping
not my thing
i like New york style pizza more
really
and i like new york tomato sauce more
more spice
so hey there you have it
the brasaola in venice was melt in your mouth divine
way better then nyc
the polenta simpler in venice
creamier in nyc
liked both
i know rome is not known for its food
and im sure when i go back to tuscany to eat
i will forget about nyc food all together
but in this trip
over -all
still like italian food in nyc more then in rome
and a smiden more then in venice
odd i know
i found myself using the salt and pepper shaker a lot
and i never do this
so i guess im well an american

as to the wheat free in italy
well it basically came down to two things
risotto and polenta
but my salvation
my dream come true
and listen out there
people going to italy who dont eat wheat or gluten
was the amazing
miraculous place in Rome
that offers all the great traditional roman italian pastas and pizzas
also gluten free
yes its true
my darling friends brenda and maurizio and i went there
and it was just a wheat free dream come true
i had stuffed pizza breads with sauce and cheese inside for an appetizer
and a huge plate of pasta with meat ragu
and it was not only wheat free
but gluten free
and delicious
tasted just like flour pasta
not the linoleum fake stuff

so if anyone is searching the web
crying over their trip to italy
and not able to eat gluten
go to
La Soffita
its right off the Piazza Risorgimento
amazing
honestly for me
it was better then a night of a hot sex
or well
almost as good

GRACI stephano and maria
GRACI