well kids
since it's new year's
eve
i might as well let loose with my what i want for the up-coming year
list
if you didn't write your own up feel free to steal mine
1)- in 2008
I shall become a fluid vessel open to the universe
ready for whatever might blow my way free of anger
jealousy or remorse and basically a healthy leaf blowing in the breeze of
goodness and freedom
2)- in 2008 I shall attempt to not vomit from all that i said in number one
and you try too
3) - in 2008 I will find a &#%@&*@((@ literary agent and rocking publisher
publish my two books, become world famous and travel the world in search of great sangria
4) in 2008 should number 2 happen
i will also not become affected by my world fame but will instead
use my powers for good and not evil, think angelina jolie but with less press
5) in 2008- i will have a LOT OF SEX
good sex
the kind of sex people write about
dream about and wish for when they blow out their birthday candles
6) in 2008 I will be incredibly kind, honest, supportive and decent
to who-ever it is i have all that hot sex with
sheesh it's the least i can do
7) in 2008 i will be give more of my time self-lessly
to people who need a hero, a champion
or just a hot meal
8) in 2008 i will hopefully dance up on the down the boulevard
as this country wakes the fuck up and votes
democratic all the way to the white house
9) in 2008 i will finally get that last bit of my meat on my butt
to tone up baby
10) in 2008 i will spend less time watching tv and more time
making my own stories
and to all of you my dears
i wish you a happy healthy
wonderful new year's
talk to you in 2008!
hi kids
rossita here
well the holidays are here
and for moi
well its gonna be tons of food
on the eve
with great pals
followed by sweeney todd on xmas day
how appropriate
i dont know why
something about a murderous johnny depp
on xmas day works for me
but then again
i am
of course
jewish
ah but what's a jew to do on xmas anyway
except have our own special version
of penis envy
xmas envy
as to other things
to kvetch about
well
ive got plenty
but not today
ill wait till jan 2nd
when you're all bloody miserable anyway
why cramp the party now
i am starting on my new year's resolutions
for starters
i will try not to
be negative
&#^%#&@(@!) you if you don't believe
me
whoops
well
i said try
happy holidays darlins
and remember
the only thing sexier then
a great party
is well
hmm
well it's me actually
hey kids
just back from san diego
which was not warm
but quite a bit warmer then nyc
right now
wooo cold honey
i have so many layers on i feel like an onion
but listen kids
this is holiday time
and while
holidays can be great
they can also be sad
and lonely
and dark for those who don't have families or who dont get along with theirs
if youre feeling that way this year
then i have this advice to you from someone who as surely been there
embrace love
yeah
it is all around you
just grab it
if you're all alone
go to a shelter and feed the homeless
that warm feeling will feel almost as good
and maybe even better then a hug
for me holidays are a mixed bag
of sadness and loss
and good feelings and hope
i try to stay in the latter as much as i can
you try too
peace out honeys
and hugs to your tuchas
now you hug a tuchas is not easy
but heres one for you anyway
Did you watch the CNN special last night “heroes”??
Honey let me tell you it was one of the better things I’ve seen in tv
Honoring every day people who have made their lives heroic
The man from Ecuador who has made it his mission to save the natural resources of his country from oil pollution
The nun in Africa who has taken in and saved women from rape camps
the baggage handler in Ireland who decided to stop terrorists by kicking the crap out of them
it was touching and wonderful
and I don’t care how commercial
it was
I liked it
And afterwards I took a long look inside
And decided that
Well quite honestly the last time I felt like a hero
Was in sept of 2001 down at ground zero
And while I hope to never see or feel the things that I saw and felt in those horrible days
I do want to feel like a hero again
So I’ve decided to open myself up to heroic possibilities
And see where the universe blows me
How bout you
How can you be a hero today
How can we all
Any suggestions
Lay em on me
happy chanukah to you all
and to all a good Nachas!
what did i go on chanukah
well i went to sammy's romanian
with la c (yes la c)
mihala
A
and Hillarious
for romping good time
and lots of latkes
this chanukah i have decided to NOT
feel like im left out of the whole xmas thing
but instead to feel like im blessed to have
both jewish and christian pals
and can celebate both
oy vey
twice the gifts to give
anyway
happy dreidel spinning to you all
and dont forget to send me 8 presents
all jewelry
