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Tuesday, June 28

911, timber and iraq

well nothing puts a gal into perspective like a pal visiting from israel
its amazing
all us americans are all up in arms
or giving away our liberties in the name of safety and freedom?
while the folks i know from israel who have lost pals in suicide bombings, served in the army the whole shebang
are fairly mellow

life goes on
live every day like its your last
be happy its all that matters
these are their mottos

and you know good ones too
cause the message i left with after watching the towers burn and fall
and after feeding the bloody and broken at ground zero
was not to go out shooting
but to go out loving
to find the people all round in me and reach out in some simple way to touch them
and make their world a little better
i admit most of the good will
and kindness that filled me
taking the void
of the horror has faded
and im back to being a bitchy new yorker again
but still its there
i am different
i am changed
and no
i did not change and want to kill or lash out in rage
i changed and wanted to care
and hold
and protect
and heal

and i still gotta say to the baby bush
iraq?
nah
wasn't the right time
wasn't thought out right
and sure isn't turning out to be the big bone you thought it would be
in retrospect
maybe you shoulda just told us all the truth
just said
they tried to kill my daddy
they're not as scary as north korea
they got oil
and i need a big ass win

truth
yeah
woulda been better then at least folks could make an honest decision
about this whole thing
weapons of mass destruction
stick it in yer
timber company
georgie

FYI
does anyone recall
when donald rumsfeld said this was gonna
be a few days to two weeks of war time
now georgies saying it can be a 12 year commitment
hmm
bad planning anyone?

Sunday, June 26

Pride 2005

So its gay pride
Yippeee and hurrrayyy and all that
Well this little mamasita went to the dyke march with La C
Yep La C but no there’s no more RC just Rossi and La C
Hanging out
Anyway
Other then the downside of marching 42 blocks in the heat
It’s always a nice experience to be in the center of hundreds of gay women,
Many of whom are topless

I could not even count how many straight men ran out and took pictures with their cell phones

But I guess I’m feeling my age cause the topless women did nada for me
Then again many of them really and truly would have looked better with their shirts on
Rule number one
If your boobs hang below your belly button do not take your bra off
Ok
Its just wrong

Like I was saying
What really got me jazzed
Were all the moms and babies
Adorable babies everywhere with their two mommies

Sigh
I guess that’s just a whole lot more interesting to me then
20 something topless girls
and old topless yentas with boobs dragging on their shins


Must be a 40 thing


I’ll tell you what else is a 40 thing darlings

NOT going out dancing after marching 42 blocks in the heat
Honey one margarita and two slices of steak later
And this radical chickita
Marched herself off to bed

Hey
I got air conditioning

Ah well
Happy pride folks
No matter what your persuasion is
It’s a time to celebrate diversity in all its wondrous
Colors, sizes and sexualities

Tuesday, June 21

30 days right here in the U.S.

i watched the first episode of "30 Days" on cable
by the guy from "Super Size Me" you know the one who lived on fast food for 30 days..

anyway this was about trying to live on minimum wage for 30 days
he relocated himself and his fiancee to Columbus Ohio where they attempted to live on minimum wage for a month

they left behind their credit cards and only took one weeks pay of a full time week of minimum wage after taxes- left less then most folks i know spend in two days

honey
after watching these two struggle to the point of tears
to just make it thru 30 days
let alone a lifetime
of no health insurance
no way to ever afford health insurance
living in poverty
with no way out

it just made me feel so deeply
for the millions of people in this country
who are supposedly living ok
and yet are living in a way
worse then your average house pet

we search out around the world to help
help
help
all the unfortunate
when all across this country
are people home-less
un-employed
or employed and struggling well below the poverty line
trying to feed their kids

lets look to our own too
lets look inside our borders

cause you know its so true ...

there but for the grace of god.......

FYI
the great jill matrix
at matrixland had some things to say on this as well

love that lady

Sunday, June 19

Tom Cruise...

so Tom Cruise
is getting married
to another ...

woman..

uh ...huh...


Friday, June 17

Where oh where is that dang impeachment?

Okay
I just gotta know
Call me ignorant
But why is there not a national movement to impeach GW Bush?

I just received an email from the great Greg Palast with the following time-line and I will just quote directly from Greg (read him on my linkie love list) below..
Thanks GREG as always you’re a brave soul in sea of conformists.

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February 2001 - Only one month after the first Bush-Cheney inauguration, the State Department's Pam Quanrud organizes a secret confab in California to make plans for the invasion of Iraq and removal of Saddam. US oil industry advisor Falah Aljibury and others are asked to interview would-be replacements for a new US-installed dictator.

On BBC Television's Newsnight, Aljibury himself explained,
"It is an invasion, but it will act like a coup. The original plan was to liberate Iraq from the Saddamists and from the regime."
March 2001 - Vice-President Dick Cheney meets with oil company executives and reviews oil field maps of Iraq. Cheney refuses to release the names of those attending or their purpose. Harper's has since learned their plan and purpose -- see below.

October/November 2001 - An easy military victory in Afghanistan emboldens then-Dep. Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz to convince the Administration to junk the State Department "coup" plan in favor of an invasion and occupation that could remake the economy of Iraq. And elaborate plan, ultimately summarized in a 101-page document, scopes out the "sale of all state enterprises" -- that is, most of the nation's assets, "… especially in the oil and supporting industries."

2002 - Grover Norquist and other corporate lobbyists meet secretly with Defense, State and Treasury officials to ensure the invasion plans for Iraq include plans for protecting "property rights." The result was a pre-invasion scheme to sell off Iraq's oil fields, banks, electric systems, and even change the country's copyright laws to the benefit of the lobbyists' clients. Occupation chief Paul Bremer would later order these giveaways into Iraq law.

Fall 2002 - Philip Carroll, former CEO of Shell Oil USA, is brought in by the Pentagon to plan the management of Iraq's oil fields. He works directly with Paul Wolfowitz and Douglas Feith. "There were plans," says Carroll, "maybe even too many plans" -- but none disclosed to the public nor even the US Congress.

January 2003 - Robert Ebel, former CIA oil analyst, is sent, BBC learns, to London to meet with Fadhil Chalabi to plan terms for taking over Iraq's oil.

March 2003 - What White House spokesman Ari Fleisher calls "Operations Iraqi Liberation" (OIL) begins. (Invasion is re-christened "OIF" -- Operation Iraqi Freedom.)

March 2003 - Defense Department is told in confidence by US Energy Information Administrator Guy Caruso that Iraq's fields are incapable of a massive increase in output. Despite this intelligence, Dep. Secretary Wolfowitz testifies to Congress that invasion will be a free ride. He swears, "There's a lot of money to pay for this that doesn't have to be U.S. taxpayer money. …We're dealing with a country that can really finance its own reconstruction and relatively soon," a deliberate fabrication promoted by the Administration, an insider told BBC, as "part of the sales pitch" for war.

May 2003 - General Jay Garner, appointed by Bush as viceroy over Iraq, is fired by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. The general revealed in an interview for BBC that he resisted White House plans to sell off Iraq's oil and national assets."That's just one fight you don't want to take on," Garner told me. But apparently, the White House wanted that fight. The general also disclosed that these invade-and-grab plans were developed long before the US asserted that Saddam still held WDM:
"All I can tell you is the plans were pretty elaborate; they didn't start them in 2002, they were started in 2001."
November/December 2003 - Secrecy and misinformation continues even after the invasion. The oil industry objects to the State Department plans for Iraq's oil fields and drafts for the Administration a 323-page plan, "Options for [the] Iraqi Oil Industry." Per the industry plan, the US forces Iraq to create an OPEC-friendly state oil company that supports the OPEC cartel's extortionate price for petroleum.
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So here we are today…it seems like mainstream media are afraid to speak out against this administration…so are a lot of mainstream Americans.

The general mood is to speak out against the president is to speak out against America…..but this president is lieing to America for his own purposes and they are OILY ones honey... To be American is to be able to speak out against those who are supposed to represent you. Isn't it?!

We are in a time where it seems that the only way you can find honest, journalists brave enough to speak out against Bush is to read blogs.

Blogs are of course the curse and the scorn of mainstream media, only now they are being forced to listen to us bloggers, cause you know what, there’s a whole lot of us!

So what I want to know is this…let’s say you are pro Bush, pro war, pro Republican, pro the whole shebang….doesn’t it still bug the hell out of you that your president…slanted the facts, created the facts, to achieve a goal he had decided well before any facts were in?

Don’t you feel just a little bit manipulated and lied to?

Why the hell would you want to impeach a president for lieing about where he put his pecker and not want to impeach a president for lieing about the reasons to go to war, spend billions of dollars and kill thousands of people?!

Maybe I’m just blonde here…but honey color me confused.


Sunday, June 12

Mike Tyson Super Loser of the World


Well I’m guessing Mike Tyson
Has just become the poster child for LOSER..
The image of him sitting on his ass dejected kinda is up there with him biting off that ear…

He seems to me to be in many ways Tyson is the typical bully
All fury and strength when he’s on top
But the second he takes a pummeling he caves in like a baby

I just don’t have much pity or respect for Mike Tyson and really how could I…

Lets take a look at the wonder boy's career that ended with him getting whooped by the big Irish boy Kevin McBride.

Okay he started out bad was a bit of a juvenile delinquent, stealing purses and ultimately getting sent to a reform school

Amazingly while at the reform school….he comes to the attention of a boxing instructor…who takes him under his wing..and voila its like an ABC after school special…with Tyson winning his first major fight and going on a year and a half later to knocking out Trevor Berbick and becoming at 20 years old the youngest WBC heavyweight champ ever..

A few months later Tyson whoops James Smith too and becomes the WBA heavyweight champ too..

At this point Iron Mike and his EGO are on the top of the world…so naturally that’s when the shit hits the fan…he is charged with a misdemeanor assault on a parking attendant but pays his way out of it..

Then he marries the queen of mean actress Robin Givens who mortifies him on national television by telling the world he is manic depressive and she is afraid of him…amazingly that marriage ends in divorce shortly after the police are called in to stop him from throwing furniture out the window..guess that wasn't a good sign

I think having his ass kicked by Buster Douglas was the real down turn point for Mike…it didn’t seem like he was ever the same after that..he lost his title
And a lot of confidence..but his biggest screw up came when he was convicted on the rape of beauty contestant Desiree Washington and sent to jail for 10 months, four suspended…

Yep…king of the world could have any girl he wants
But he has to resort to rape anyway..

Tysons comeback is nailed short when he loses to Evander Holyfield .
Then he tries the marriage thing again to Monica Turner.
But other then the rape, Perhaps one of the pinnacle of the Mike Tyson is a big loser moments comes on June 28, 1997 when he is disqualified for biting Holyfield’s ears.

Oh it’s a blur of crapola after that. He was sentenced to two.. two-year sentences for assaulting two motorists after a minor accident.

He gets released from jail and goes back to the ring where he
punches Orlin Norris after the ending bell and is fined by the British Boxing Board of Control for misconduct.

Not surprisingly his second marriage goes to the divorce lawyers.

Then Mikey throws a punch at a Lewis bodyguard and winds up being denied a boxing license by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. Lewis has the real last laugh when he knocks out Mikey in the eighth round of their heavyweight title bout.

Mikey gets arrested after fighting with two men and is charged with assault and disorderly conduct.

In 2003 Mikey announces that he has filed for Chapter 11 protection in U.S. Bankruptcy Court, claiming he has squandered nearly $300 million through lavish spending and bad advice.

Then he is 86’d in the fourth round by British heavyweight Danny Williams in the summer of 2004 and in the summer of 2005 he is 86’d by the big Irish boy Kevin McBride.

Tyson says his heart isn’t in it anymore and he’s retiring.
Awwwwww

Poor mikey!

Well Mikey…seems to me
You haven’t had the heart for it for a long time..

You were given a chance to have it all
But you squandered your money, your title and your dignity.

Here’s hoping the next young boy who is taken under the wing by a caring mentor and rises to the top has a whole lot more respect for the responsibility of greatness.

Greatness is a crown that should be worn with decency, not throw into the face of anyone smaller then yourself.

Mike Tyson…you’re a typical bully….all steam but the second someone stands up to you, you show yourself to be a true loser..

If you want to change your image this time
How bout spending the rest of your life
Working with under privileged kids, training them and guiding them
And helping them to not make the mistakes you made..

That would be a nice start..

Wednesday, June 8

sand and bulgarians and dogs from hell

well kids
im out in ptown
and id love to tell you im relaxed by sadly the landlady here
has rented to the rude neighbors from hell with their three little dogs too
who seem to delight in running up and down the deck covered in sand
and making me feel like im inside a bad crack dream
sigh
but yes
there is the beach
and the sun
and the screaming tourists
and the huge crew of 16 year old BULGARIANS
who decided to sit on my deck and drink heinekens and make out with each other
sigh
but yes
the beach the sun

ok well
listen provincetown in the summer
honey
its just not relaxing
thats all there is to it
but it is an escape
from hmm
rude neighbors
and dogs from hell
and um
16 year old Japanese kids
drinking Heineken
and making out
so there

anyway
im taping the show tomorrow
and coming back to my
nyc meshagas this weekend
tan
and ready to be aggravated on my own home turf

oy

Saturday, June 4

big stuff

well kids
got lots to say
and lots to do
lets see i leave for ptown on monday
to tape the last 4 shows of the season
very exciting
and for those who can figure out how to hear it on the web
dont forget to listen monday at 12:45 on womr.org

meanwhile back at the ranch
im getting closer and closer to opening up
my grand new catering headquarters/showroom/gallery
and rossi shangrila
right here in NYC!
yep its been my secret project
for many months now
and the reason
ive had sawdust in my
arm pits
but honeys
after a boat load of money, stress, aggravation
and well terror
it seems to be finally
hmm shall we say erupting
a sleek, state-of-the-art- vision of culinary well culinary ART
a gallery and kitchen
why not?!
i shall keep ya posted
toodles