Oh what is it about vampires?
Sure caped crusaders have their moments..
The occasional spy who loved me not such a bad thing
And what’s wrong with a little bit of dirty harry?
But vampires oh no honey
This is a whole different stratosphere
This gal was so hooked on buffy the vampire slayer
That I mourned the loss of the show like the death of a good friend
I’m talking a frieind with benefits!!!
And buffy was that, a good friend but hmm no benefits…she’s too femme for me even with the kick ass…but I still had angel
Dark brooding, moody and sexy angel not to mention
Spike the bad boy vampire to keep me company
But then alas Angel also went out in a blaze of glory
And I was left with nothing but ….gasp…daylight
Okay I admit Dexter, while a mere mortal, did fill something of the void
But it was not until the divine alan ball gave us TRUE BLOOD
That the void of fun, dark humour, blood, gore, sex and lots of haunted stares was fulfilled
Oh DELISH!
From the opening theme scene when we see the sign GOD HATES FANGS
it’s clear that the oppression of vamps is a symbolism for oppression of gays
Including their fight to marry…which is certainly current
but vamps have always symbolized the outsider, that's why we love them
You know, I am such a true blood fan that I actually no longer mind coming home from great vacations because I know I can lock myself in
With HBO on demand and watch the true bloods I have missed
Its like sex without the mess…okay maybe I make a little mess
I can’t say I’m a huge ass anna paquin fan
Maybe its because she worked out next to me in Pilates and was a total snob! Hey bitch I’ve got a pelvic core too ya know!~
but i dig the white trash sookie character
And although bill and sookie are sexy together
It’s the co-stars that make the show
For flamboyant, loud, proud and gorgeously gay Lafayette I would cross rivers…joan rivers…
Also digging eric the sheriff who seemed heart less until a week ago
When we saw his love for his maker
But I must admit it’s the teen vampette Jessica im loving the most right now
Poor Jessica the vampire virgin who must endure the regrowing of her hymen after every bonk, damn honey and I thought I had it tough as a teen..i’m thinking Jessica is soon to learn the pleasures of umm the back door?
Now we have the peace-keeper, the god-like Godric.. the jesus like sheriff maker of eric, how may or may not have survived a suicide bombing in silver..
Okay so here is where I must protest
^@&@&@**@(@( alan for crying out loud
stop with the killer cliff hangers
my lower intestine can’t take it anymore
sheeesh!
would it kill ya to just once let us off with a feeling of fulfillment?
oh you little tease!
by the way kids
check out my new linkie love
the critical condition
for regular true blood reporting
from a killer dude
