dear GOD
this face book stuff is like pocket-ful of coke, a bag of hash, a jug of whiskey
and a menage-a-tois with any babes you dig
okay i don't do any of those things..
um anymore
but seriously
holy shit
within an hour of my signing up last night
i had been contacted by like 23 pals
including 2 ex lovers
one present lover
one present lover's ex lover
some pals from high school
some pals from now
i felt like i was in that old TV show
this is your life
woke up today
and i had like 20 messages
on my WALL
okay
i gotta say
everytime i saw a note in my email
saying someone had written on my wall
my cervix hurt, did i spell cervix right?
don't know why
but enough about my walls
(pushing knees together as i speak)
it took a little pressure from
janet, lorraine, nancy, patty, wolf and shelley
but i finally caved in
late yesterday afternoon while waiting for a meeting
i put my toe in the water
i gotta say
its almost like too much sugar
all at once
raining down bucket loads of sugar
hard candy
i think the trick is not to check it more then a few times a week
i can see that it could easily become a full time job
maam what do you do for a living?
i work on my face book page
yep
now on the one hand
i don't know what the hell i was thinking
i mean i barely have time to check my personal email
but on the other hand
it is fun
and i did hear from a few pals from years back
that im thrilled to be in touch with
and there is that
constant need to be adored thing
pesky i know
okay so now i put my foot in the water and im already up to my waist
hope i won't drown
slowly
slowly i submerge
think 12 steps
and proper borders
just say no
one bite at a time
one day at atime
easy does it
just out of curiousity
are there 12 step programs for face book?
yet?
