dear god a spider the size of pittsburgh has just crawled into a gap in the corner of the ceiling
in my little itty bitty ptown apartment
and i feel like a JAP on acid
where is the bug killer
in my life when i need her/him
i'm in a full scale freak out
i sprayed in the corner the following
bathroom cleaner
bleach
bug repellant
and another kind of bug repellant
but now im like
and I HAVE TO SLEEP HERE?
this thing was huge honey
and furry looking
i think they call them wolf spiders
and ive heard their bite can be super nasty
whats a blonde to do?
AAAK
enough of nature
get me back to the concrete jungle
where the only thing that might bite you
are people
if you get in their way
during rush hour
help!
on other news
im winding down my time here in ptown
this is my last night
and its back to city life
spent time with great friends
and my newest one J who actually survived spending time
in the world's smallest apartment
with the world's moodiest lady
moi
moody madame
I
wrote
painted
taped more radio shows at WOMR
which you can hear
mondays at 12:45
at womr.org
just click on listen live
and you're in Rossi land
my show is called Bite this
and if you dont listen
i will bite you
if that spider doesnt get me first
wwwwaaaaaaaa
sigh
ok
im gonna try and be brave
NYC
see ya soon
