well as luck would have it
im leaving NYC
at roughly the same time
and flying out of the same place
en route to the same place
as the POPE?!
yep we both leave sunday night out of JFK
for Rome
who woulda thunk it
and while yes
i know popes do tend to get their own jets
i started to fantasize (no that way perverts)
about winding up on the same flight as the pope
me- you gonna finish those peanuts pope?
pope- no- go ahead enjoy and god bless you
me- hey pope when we get to rome do you want to hang out
pope- why yes my child, there is a great after hours bar at the Vatican
me- is a gay bay?
pope- well no...but it is the Vatican.. and you know don't ask, don't tell until the statute of limitations is up..
me- cool but listen pope i gotta tell you, I'm Jewish
pope- Jesus was jewish too, I wil not hold it against you
me- wow pope you really are cool..maybe afterwards we can go to a lesbian strip club
pope- gay women? i think i shall pass my child
me- just think of them as alter boys with really bad hair cuts
pope- or nuns with good ones
me- right
pope- ok but i'm not blessing anyone my hand is tired
me- no problemo dude
hey
you never know!
