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Wednesday, March 12

The Spitz Spritz

Lordy no wonder I want to see Hillary in office
I’m just sick and tired of penises in government

We had Clinton who I adore screw up his last two years in office
Because he couldn’t keep his pickle away from chubby interns which fed right into the Repubs witch hunt, woulda made Salem jealous.

We had McGreevy who couldn’t keep his pickle away from his chubby interns too..male ones..

Now we have New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer who just resigned due to the prostitution scandal that the former prosecutor who specialized in shutting down prostitution rings got snagged in.

Shouldn’t being born male come with some sort of warning label???

Penises are a dangerous weapon
Keep sheathed until absolutely necessary and then use only when
Under the supervision of an adult.


Sheesh.

Grow up Spitzer!

Course this is all the right wing conservative yahoos need, I can hear their screams already. The dems are immoral. The dems can’t keep their pants zipped!

Well honey lots of repubs had problems with their pants too.

And frankly I’d still take Spitzer over GW Bush Junya anyday as Junya, did all his pants un-zipping all over Iraq at a cost of trillions of dollars and thousands of lives.

Anyway, right about now, I think we’re do for less testosterone and more estrogen in office.