i had the oddest dream last night
i kid you not
i was on line to enter a lesbian nightclub
(not that anyone as fabulous as I am would actually wait on line)
and anyway
the doorperson was obama
seriously
and i wound up sitting at this little bar and having a drink with him
and he invited me to further hanging out
and i think he was trying to win me over
so i would be his buddy
and all along im thinking
you're not a lesbian
why are you the door person for this dyke party
but i kinda liked him
he made some jokes
and said
see i can be funny
and all along i felt off
like he was a man pretending to be a lesbian
and trying to win me over as one
a bit of an odd dream
but then again
lets look at it
is obama gay friendly?
some folks say he may be the most gay friendly of the contenders
some say his christian values may make him the least
i feel a bit stumped on this
what do you think?
