well kids
since it's new year's
eve
i might as well let loose with my what i want for the up-coming year
list
if you didn't write your own up feel free to steal mine
1)- in 2008
I shall become a fluid vessel open to the universe
ready for whatever might blow my way free of anger
jealousy or remorse and basically a healthy leaf blowing in the breeze of
goodness and freedom
2)- in 2008 I shall attempt to not vomit from all that i said in number one
and you try too
3) - in 2008 I will find a &#%@&*@((@ literary agent and rocking publisher
publish my two books, become world famous and travel the world in search of great sangria
4) in 2008 should number 2 happen
i will also not become affected by my world fame but will instead
use my powers for good and not evil, think angelina jolie but with less press
5) in 2008- i will have a LOT OF SEX
good sex
the kind of sex people write about
dream about and wish for when they blow out their birthday candles
6) in 2008 I will be incredibly kind, honest, supportive and decent
to who-ever it is i have all that hot sex with
sheesh it's the least i can do
7) in 2008 i will be give more of my time self-lessly
to people who need a hero, a champion
or just a hot meal
8) in 2008 i will hopefully dance up on the down the boulevard
as this country wakes the fuck up and votes
democratic all the way to the white house
9) in 2008 i will finally get that last bit of my meat on my butt
to tone up baby
10) in 2008 i will spend less time watching tv and more time
making my own stories
and to all of you my dears
i wish you a happy healthy
wonderful new year's
talk to you in 2008!
