only in ptown mass
could you have adventures like i have
for instance this morning i was swiming in the bay
and happened upon
80's porn idol (and dildo model) Jeff Stryker
yes indeedee there he was chest implants and all
we have a brief chat about how cold the water was
and then i basically just did the doggie paddle hoping he would take off his sweat pants and i could then see his famous 13 inch package
but alas
perhaps knowing most mortals have this curiousity he only rolled up his pants legs
and lied down
so close and yet so far
other news in town
kathleen turner was in town
asking for booze at the red in at 11:30 am
and booze is not allowed till after noon
she got wise and ordered a virgin screw driver
carly simon was in town looking gorgeous lips
as big as ever
i met Cher
no the drag cher
who
the story goes according to ptown legend
a week or so before i arrived
fell backwards and impaled herself
with a sign post up her tuchas
shes fine
but oy
what a site
screaming drag queens everywhere
well kids thats all the news for now
fill you in more later
toodles
