having lived in all of guiliani's tenor as mayor of nyc
i have some idea of what it might be like where he to become president
and yes i know its doubtlful but
just for fun
here is what i think would happen
if Rudy were pres
all sex stores and titty bars
across the nation would be moved to alaska
and or cleveland
if americans decided to travel to one of these destinations
for a lap dance or a dildo
they would need to sign a few forms for the patriot act
and have their finger prints taken
lap dances for republican elected officials would be permitted in new jersey
but only by american born strippers
most mom and pop coffee shops across the country would be replaced by a nation wide deal with Starbucks.. in the deep south
the pecan-accino would emerge knocking out all competition
and would be served with a complimentary selection of fire works
Disney would take over the design of nations highways
and the welcome stations to most states would be done
by mickey mouse
the come-over would become the official american hair cut
the first strike law would go into effect
as first time criminals such as shop lifters
and um
jay walkers
would get life sentences
crime would be down across country by 80%
the federal libraries would be run
by barnes and noble
and most folks
would think that the nice
clean
safe america
felt pretty damn good
those who didn't
would keep their damn mouths shut
