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Monday, April 2 passover
just a few tips here for those who in the passover way 1) do not eat matzoh into infinity followed by hard boiled eggs 2) do not hide the afekomen in the drier as i once did or you will spend weeks picking matzoh out of your underware 3) do not leave a glass of red wine on the floor for the prophet to come drink 4) do not try to show off by shoving a gallon of horseradish down your face 5) if you want to go for the sweet manishevistz jugs of wine 6) have a little snack before the seder starts 7) only invite one ex lover at a time to seder 8) try to remember that this whole thing is all about the exodus from egypt 9) do not go out to the fish store looking for a filet of gefilte 10) lastly
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