being the humanitarian (wu-manitarian)
that i am
i thought it might be nice if i helped ol donny rumsfeld find a new job
since the poor slob is now un-employed

so i was wondering if you have any suggestions
for donald rumsfeld's new job

this is what i came up with

television spokes-person for hemorroid cream- honey is he not the poster boy?

substitute teacher- finally a substitute kids would be scared enough of to not throw spit balls- less they risk prison or legal torture

toll collector on the interstate- ok i think he'd be lousy at this
but i would just love to see the faces of all the motorists when they look up and its rumsy asking them for change

head hunter- well need i say more

reality television show host- new show called
are you american enough?
contestants are all middle-eastern accused of being terrorists
they must survive the rumsy suicide obstacle course to reach the end
only those who make it will get to talk to a lawyer

well anyway dears
just trying to help ol rumsy
what do you think he should do for a living?

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