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Tuesday, October 17 New york state o mine
My friends call me the quintessential Jewish- spiritually, culturally but only actually drag my butt into a synagogue 2 to 3 times a year and then only because I have a terrible fear of forgetting how to read to Hebrew which I had to suffer through 13 years of Hebrew school to get down and well y know just in case any of this stuff turns out to be true Neurotic- I have no idea why they say this maybe they have a tumor Fast- well I would explain this to you but I just don’t have the time Bitchy- fuck you if you don’t think so Eccentric- what you find something weird about orange sneakers and black leather as dinnerware? Depends on where you go to dinner now doesn’t’ it. I personally like to dine in trailer park cuisine establishments. Cool- well of course darling- that’s firmly established- sexy too if I do say so myself Color blind- the color wheel for clothing consists of black, grey, olive and blue only as a jean..anything else except of course for orange sneakers is an atrocity Schizoid- well listen the writer side of me is busy right now and later on the painter side is busy and after that the chef side is busy call me later when im feeling like a therapist Ambitious- cause if you want to live in Ma-Ha-Tan..you need to bring in the green.. Cheesy- my good pal la matrix from Miami pointed out- she’d never seen so much cheese consumed as the time she visited my soiree but it’s a thing ..wine and cheese for all occasions.. this is up there with two other nyc traditions- Chinese delivery food at midnight and cold hangover pizza for breakfast.. war torn- lemme tell you bout Crown Heights in 1981 baby—if the muggers didn’t get ya...the wild dogs would--- Tough- fuck you, your mother, your mother’s mother and your mother's father's mother! Charming- yo mo fo forgetaboutit Loyal-yo, don’t mess with my pal, she’s my sister and you mess with my sister you mess with me mo fo Excellent traffic curser- you prickless prick, move your fucking ass, mo fo, prick bastard! And lastly and mostly-
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