i would like to take a break to discuss something
i have little understanding of
and to see if perhaps you
dear, lovely and often attractive readers
might shine a bit of light
dental dams
i mean the safe sex kind
not the dentist kind
i don't understand exactly how it is they work
i have tried them
and still dont understand exactly how it is they work
you stretch this piece of rubber-latex whatever
over your face and then put your face over
someone elses well
lower half
and therefore do not get any koodies from their lower half
on your face
but what lower half koodies really pass on to face?
maybe ive just been NOT single for so much of my dating life
im just in duh land
but i think im missing something
perhaps some of my sister readers might
enlighten me
while we are on the subject
there is something else i dont understand either
the pleasure of drinking Red Bull
yes i get that the result its like a speed caffeine thing
but lord
the taste is like
really bad cold medicine mixed with bitters
and yet folks are chugging it like its nectar of the gods
clue me in?!
