well dears
i must say
flying on thursday aug 10th
was noooo picnic
but thankfully we left
right in the middle of the shit
and not after
so we waited but not for hours
actually the rule were changing while we were on line
when we got on line
i had to give up my lotions
by the time i got to the continental babe
i had to give up my lipstick
and chapstick
so i guess they thought
i might stab someone with my
tube of lipstick
then inside i got a soda
which they also made me give up
but honey
after watching the towers crumble on 911
i really
and truly dont mind
turning in my
plum frost lip enhancer
now in san fran
and off to see the Monet exhibit
im so cultural
im even impressed with myself
meanwhile
a few things
as the cease fire countown happens
i just hope
israel wont
once again
be the ONLY one to play by the rules
and get it reamed up their ass for doing so
with the AIDS summit
id just like to say
bill gates
you are the classiest rich dude in the universe
and lastly
mel gibson
you're short
your hair has looked weird for years
and you aint no friend of mine
thats all
oh
one little p.s
to the great miha-la
and melly poo
thanks for sharing my week of san fran licious