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Monday, July 3

ptown mama sota

sorry not to post sooner but i have been knee deep in entertaining mode
here in ptown
my fabulous 9 year old goddaughter zora, her pal hannah and my best gal pal tralena blew into town
so did the divine duo from vancouver heather and ronda
and the great writer, and dyamic lady and my friend molly oneill
so its been all wow and woo and wepa
at the beach in the daytime with the young girls
at the bar in the evening with less young girls
here are the hightlights
seeing provincetown thru the eyes of a 9 year old
priceless
having a car full of drunken straight guys pull up to me
and pita (heather and rondas pal)
and say
nice vagina
crappy

hightlights
the fabulous fresh fish

lowlights
the loud obnoxious fish who would not not let pita into the bar vixen because they have decided that canadians need a passport for ID

highlights
the beach
the sun
the great green shoes i talked zora into buying

lowlights
the crowds
the mosquitos from hell
the bulgarian waitress with lots of bleached blonde hair
little intellect

highlight
molly's reading of her great new memoir

lowlight
exactly what happened to me after having a light night sugar binge with the vancouver babes... i felt like i was running the marathon only my feet were stuck in peanut butter all night long.. woke up with a strange urge to submerge myself in milk

highlight
watching tralena eat a lobster
lowlight
that she squirted me MAJORly while doing so

hightlight
that there is still one place in the world
where being gay is truly and fantastically OK
lowlight
that our government is trying so hard to repel the gay marriage right massachusetts won (did i spell massachusetts right?)

hightlight
sharing this magical place with my pals

lowlight
knowing
that two days after they leave
i will miss them

adios