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Thursday, May 18

stuff

had myself quoted on a fun foodie site
called naughtycurry.com
go check em out
they are spicy

on other news
im still in catering hell but all brides, moms of brides, grooms and dads
are happy
so im happy too

now just 12 more weddings to go
and im off for a whole month
in ptown
to paint, write and try to remember that i am
something besides a chef-ette

sometimes when i have garlic in my finger nails for too many months in a row
i start to forget that im also supposed to be the evil great grand-daugher of
vangogh on acid
or something like that

on other news
i dont know why i was so knocked out by all those lethal gater attacks in florida
folks just walking along and suddenly getting dragged into the water by a gater
its like nature attacks big time

nature is a funny thing
you can build a shopping mall in swamp land
but you cant stop the gaters from snatching your neighbor

i remember trying to get a lazy old crocodile to eat some bread
when i was six
soon as i turned my butt
well
lets just say i almost lost my butt
my mom aged about 30 years that day


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