dear beloved cherished provincetown
i get that you are troubled by the terrible problem of having tons of folks in the summer
but far to few in the off season and very little folks
hence very little place for folks to go in the winter..

but honeys
here i am
in april
out here with my money ready to spend
and support the most magical place on the earth
and im getting the shaft
seriously
and no not that kind of shaft
get your mind out of that gutter honeys

like when i brought my lovely miha la out here
and we dined in the lobster joint
and got there at 8:45 and the kitchen closed at 9
so the waiters gave us frozen butter cause theyd already put the butter away
and i was served raw salmon
and when i sent it back i was told the chef had already gone home
and the grill was off
so i had a meal of bread and mashed potatoes

come on
its april
you need me
dont send me off hungry
wondering if i have salmonilla?!~

and to the other eatery
that had no one
not a single person in there for breakfast at 11am today
in which when i sat down to eat eggs
the manager refused to get off the phone
and i had to listen to him screaming to someone about how he did not have any money
for the next 20 minutes
hence the lack of digestion on my part

honey you dont have any money
cause you dont know how to treat customers
the end

then there was the
grocery store
i bought like 40 bucks worth of stuff
so this little post teen twinkie packs it all in one paper bag that i could not lift
and she knew
it was raining
when i asked her to repack in two or three plastic bags that a human could lift
and would not melt in the rain
she looked like she wanted to implode
there was no one else on line
but the pressure was clearly too much for her
miha said its just what happens to some people in the off season
a lessening of sorts
sheesh that chick better go into training before july

listen off peakers
heres the deal
ptown is hurting
cause it makes tons of money in the summer
but nada the rest of the year
so when you have a kind soul ready to spend some green in your town
in april
or march
or feb or jan
or dec
or nov
or october
be &#%#^%#^#^&#&#&* nice to us
and cook our damn fish
and dont go home till ya know we are happy with our damn fish

cause the galleries and the water
and the gulls
and the culture
and the lovely lovely houses is fine
but in the end
we still need to eat!

---
just coming in here with a PS
cavegirl dropped a comment
saying it seemed like all i do is bitch about ptown
honeys
its like this
ptown is my lover
sometimes she cheats
sometimes she doesnt bathe
sometimes she doesnt cook my fish hmmm
but shes still great in bed
and easy on the eyes
ok?

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