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i just gotta say
if theres any truth to the affair between salma hayek
and penelope cruz
i gotta turn myself into a slice of cheese and get between that sandwich
pronto
im sorry but come on
man woman
animal or vegetable that is a hot image
t'aint it

sigh ok
im all talk

on other news
i have a few adventures planned id like to share
first off
in about a week
im buying a case of hair spray
and frosted lipstick
and going to LA
yep
my brother asked me to visit
i said no
he said please
i said ok ill visit LA
when you get tickets to see The Rolling Stones in concert

guess what

hahah
mick jagger here i come
should be a quiet night to see the stones in LA
cause its oscar night
no wonder he scored tickets

ive been a stones girl since i was 14
always loved them
always thought they were time-less
punk when punk was in
rock when rock was young
and now still filled with heartbeat
and cool
no matter that keith richards looks like an extra
from night of the living dead
or that mick jagger looks like hillary swank in drag
i just love em

i can't get noooo
satisfactionnnnnn

oh on other news
ive decided to go to the one event
that i know will piss off christians
jews
and moslems like

this summer
world pride in jerusalem

yep
people of all races
colors
and religions will venture to the holy city
and celebrate

freedom to love
freedom to marry
freedom to be

sure to piss off a whole array of holy rollers
my brethren included

a pal of mine warned
you might get stoned!

but everybody must get stoned!

i can't get noooo
satisfactionnnnnn

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