for those who thought it would never happen
rossi and pals heather and rhonda
were coerced into dancing on the bar
at nycs famous hogs and heifers
the bar the movie "coyote ugly" is based on, insiders say

the blonde bitch bartender started screaming at me from her
bull horn
yes bull horn
to dance
and i said i don't dance on bars i'm jewish
and she screamed
dance jew
dance jew dance
and heather who is in love with martha stewart
said we are just here to see the martha show
and she screamed
dance like you're fucking martha
i kid you not

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