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Tuesday, August 2

the birthday bitch of beach land

well this little blonde chickita
had quite a nice birthday
out in provincetown mass
La C (yep la c)
blew into town
and so did the great Mihala
and the dynamic duo
liz and debbie came into town to bless me with a whole week or so of their
love-li-ness

anyway
it twas a bitching birthday weekend

the girls took me and mihala out for a pre b-day
dinner
at the lobster pot
home of 2,000 lobsters a day
man do they crank

had a fancy shmancy birthday brunch
compliments of la
and great dinner
birthday night
with the whole gang
compliments of well la c
love a babe who spends her money
ON ME

day after brunch with miha la
and la c
compliments of miha la
man
i was like the great blonde kept HO
the entire weekend

got a fabu and very hip jacket from the girls
too
im too sexy for this town
too sexy for this town

on other news
miha
actually
GASP
got me into a kayak
i kid you not
the original
i dont do boats
skis
or any other floating or skidding object
actually kayaked (spell?)
clear across the bay
with debilah and mihala

and except for a little episode
hmm
in which we almost had our kayaks float away

jab
jab
jab
( i will never let him forget i can never let him forget
i am jewish and will taunt him forever hahahahhHHEHEHE)

we had a blast
and man did my shoulders look good in a tank top the next day

so here i am
L&D are still here
tis all mellow on the western front

and im back to being a beach babe
terrorized by clients who refuse to accept that im vacation
you know the usual

was nice to take a break from reality for a little bit
in many
many more ways then one

and to miha-la

i must say
thank you very much
and take care

doesn't matter if you know what im talking about
he does

toodles to your tuchas

this birthday bitch is off to the beach
well after i do laundry
and buy cat litter
and answer emails

see ya