well i have been officially christened
as an asbury park new jersey
vet
my house was robbed
yep the little fixer upper
that i fixed up
to weekend at for a spell
then rent out
as a smart ass investment
got robbed
the odd thing was
what they took
here is the list
3 bottles grey goose vodka- $105
2 cases stella artois beer- $60
1 cointreau-$30
1 case decent wine- $192
a boat load of cleaning supplies and garbage bags- $100
soap?- $5
now heres where it gets weird
they took a 30 pound wheel of jarslberg cheese that i had leftover
from catering lets see at $5 per pound thats $150
then they took one of my striped throw pillows and replaced it with a blue throw pillow?? martha stewart the burgler?
and lastly
they went upstairs into the bathroom and took my toothbrush and toothpaste
how ^%#^#^^&#&## freaky
so i guess im looking for
some alcoholic cleaning crew
who are constipated from cheese and have clean teeth?
sigh
it was a crappy home-coming
but my savy realtor paul
immediately came over with two bottles of grey goose
paul is classy even is he is a republican
and la c
bleached everything in sight
so no more bad energy germs
sigh
my neighbor said
welcome to the hood
this is part of the asbury park initiation
but dang
they stole my toothbrush?!
anybody out there
got a weirder story???>
