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Sunday, June 12

Mike Tyson Super Loser of the World


Well I’m guessing Mike Tyson
Has just become the poster child for LOSER..
The image of him sitting on his ass dejected kinda is up there with him biting off that ear…

He seems to me to be in many ways Tyson is the typical bully
All fury and strength when he’s on top
But the second he takes a pummeling he caves in like a baby

I just don’t have much pity or respect for Mike Tyson and really how could I…

Lets take a look at the wonder boy's career that ended with him getting whooped by the big Irish boy Kevin McBride.

Okay he started out bad was a bit of a juvenile delinquent, stealing purses and ultimately getting sent to a reform school

Amazingly while at the reform school….he comes to the attention of a boxing instructor…who takes him under his wing..and voila its like an ABC after school special…with Tyson winning his first major fight and going on a year and a half later to knocking out Trevor Berbick and becoming at 20 years old the youngest WBC heavyweight champ ever..

A few months later Tyson whoops James Smith too and becomes the WBA heavyweight champ too..

At this point Iron Mike and his EGO are on the top of the world…so naturally that’s when the shit hits the fan…he is charged with a misdemeanor assault on a parking attendant but pays his way out of it..

Then he marries the queen of mean actress Robin Givens who mortifies him on national television by telling the world he is manic depressive and she is afraid of him…amazingly that marriage ends in divorce shortly after the police are called in to stop him from throwing furniture out the window..guess that wasn't a good sign

I think having his ass kicked by Buster Douglas was the real down turn point for Mike…it didn’t seem like he was ever the same after that..he lost his title
And a lot of confidence..but his biggest screw up came when he was convicted on the rape of beauty contestant Desiree Washington and sent to jail for 10 months, four suspended…

Yep…king of the world could have any girl he wants
But he has to resort to rape anyway..

Tysons comeback is nailed short when he loses to Evander Holyfield .
Then he tries the marriage thing again to Monica Turner.
But other then the rape, Perhaps one of the pinnacle of the Mike Tyson is a big loser moments comes on June 28, 1997 when he is disqualified for biting Holyfield’s ears.

Oh it’s a blur of crapola after that. He was sentenced to two.. two-year sentences for assaulting two motorists after a minor accident.

He gets released from jail and goes back to the ring where he
punches Orlin Norris after the ending bell and is fined by the British Boxing Board of Control for misconduct.

Not surprisingly his second marriage goes to the divorce lawyers.

Then Mikey throws a punch at a Lewis bodyguard and winds up being denied a boxing license by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. Lewis has the real last laugh when he knocks out Mikey in the eighth round of their heavyweight title bout.

Mikey gets arrested after fighting with two men and is charged with assault and disorderly conduct.

In 2003 Mikey announces that he has filed for Chapter 11 protection in U.S. Bankruptcy Court, claiming he has squandered nearly $300 million through lavish spending and bad advice.

Then he is 86’d in the fourth round by British heavyweight Danny Williams in the summer of 2004 and in the summer of 2005 he is 86’d by the big Irish boy Kevin McBride.

Tyson says his heart isn’t in it anymore and he’s retiring.
Awwwwww

Poor mikey!

Well Mikey…seems to me
You haven’t had the heart for it for a long time..

You were given a chance to have it all
But you squandered your money, your title and your dignity.

Here’s hoping the next young boy who is taken under the wing by a caring mentor and rises to the top has a whole lot more respect for the responsibility of greatness.

Greatness is a crown that should be worn with decency, not throw into the face of anyone smaller then yourself.

Mike Tyson…you’re a typical bully….all steam but the second someone stands up to you, you show yourself to be a true loser..

If you want to change your image this time
How bout spending the rest of your life
Working with under privileged kids, training them and guiding them
And helping them to not make the mistakes you made..

That would be a nice start..