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Wednesday, June 8

sand and bulgarians and dogs from hell

well kids
im out in ptown
and id love to tell you im relaxed by sadly the landlady here
has rented to the rude neighbors from hell with their three little dogs too
who seem to delight in running up and down the deck covered in sand
and making me feel like im inside a bad crack dream
sigh
but yes
there is the beach
and the sun
and the screaming tourists
and the huge crew of 16 year old BULGARIANS
who decided to sit on my deck and drink heinekens and make out with each other
sigh
but yes
the beach the sun

ok well
listen provincetown in the summer
honey
its just not relaxing
thats all there is to it
but it is an escape
from hmm
rude neighbors
and dogs from hell
and um
16 year old Japanese kids
drinking Heineken
and making out
so there

anyway
im taping the show tomorrow
and coming back to my
nyc meshagas this weekend
tan
and ready to be aggravated on my own home turf

oy