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Thursday, May 26

Stamping on Stems


Stem this!

Well Georgie Poo is determined to prove once and for all that he is the official evangelical poster boy…

Yesindeedee he’s the real deal…Christian right puppet king…

While he’s taking a little break for trying to amend the constitution to keep them damn queers from getting hitched..he’s gonna take on stem cells

Yep
Nobodies gonna kill an innocent stem cell on his watch
Not while he’s the president for the lord
No sireee

Seems like folks in congress and all over the country are kinda thinking georgie poo should lighten up on the stem cell thing especially since most folks have at least one person in their life who could benefit from stem cell research

Coulda done wonders for georgie poos supposed hero
Ronnie Reagan

Anyway
Despite scientists all over the place
Declaring this the great hope for medicine of today.. georgie poos got a higher authority to contend with
Yep
He’s got the lord and well a whole boat load of ultra conservative backers
Who he doesn’t want to let down

So I ask ya...
Is it right for the president of the United States of America to impose his religious beliefs on us?!

I thought that was supposed to be a big whopping NO NO…in this country!

Now the baby Bush is threatening to veto a research bill that was approved by the House and seems favored by the Senate.

Why?

Well ya know kids…it’s like they say….”What would Jesus do?”

Cause you know the baby bush knows Jesus Christ intimately.

Christ is probably his lead advisor and no matter what the country over all wants, no matter what Science says..ultimately
George Bush is not nearly as concerned with the way this country feels about him as he is with the way Jesus and the Christian right feel about him..

And that my dears
Is a huge ass problem.

Now as to the stem cells …let’s see they have no chance of life, they can not survive outside of their little petri dish and there’s no way of them turning into babies… basically they’re just a plop of organic matter. comparable to what is often left in a dirty pair of underwear..

So I say
If we can’t save lives by using stem cells
Than nobody in this country should ever be allowed to wash their underwear again.

Cause washing underwear can and will destroy living organic matter!

So from this point on…I demand that George W Bush
Outlaw underwear washing in this country!

Save the stain!
Do not kill the stain!
Long live the stain!

Don't rain
on my stain!


Refrain from killing the stain!

oh this could go on forever