Well kids
I had a real old home
Weekend
Had the house warming party
At my new home away from home
In Asbury Park New Jersey
And called up my ol pal Jen
From high school
Who in turn called up
Just about everybody who was hip
Fabulous
And very NOT
Jersey shore
When the jersey shore
Was very NOT cool
Course now that my childhood has been ruined by uptight
Right wing
Wasps from hell
The entire area has had a renaissance and become hip
NATCH
Ah well
Tis good for the memoirs
Anyway
It was a blast
Great babes like Lauren and Magdelena
Of the PUNK LIGHT OPERA
Who basically rescued me from my orthodox repressive family
And taught me how to die my hair pink and bark at the moon
awwwoooooo
Was just a gas
Anyway
Thanks to Kim, Andrea, Terry, Otto
And all the fabulous kiddies for coming and to Jen
For dragging em all in
Then I actually (GASP)
Got a few of my NYC pals to get on a train and come to Asbury
Amazing
Must be love
The great Mel
And Liz and Debbie
And even Heather and Ronda all the way from Vancouver
Then for the most Asbury of experiences
LA C, Broken Man, Liz, Debbie and Moi
Went to THE STONE PONY
To see Lisa Marie Presley Rock on
Except that little miss lisa took 4 hours to come on stage
And by that point it was 10pm on a Sunday night
And we were all quite evil
And filled with cheese fries which is a bad combination
Then the first thing out of Lisa’s mouth was
“sorry I’ve got larengitis” and she proceeds to
squeak her way thru a set
I left after three songs
And now refuse to date her
Okay
Well if she asks nice I will
But she will really have to beg
Anyway
What an Asbury experience
Rock
Beer
Cheese fries
And ocean
There ya have it
Rock on folks
But honey
I gotta say
The Jersey thing
Way cool to visit
But this lady is all Manhattan
I gotta go where everyone wears black
And nobody makes eye contact
Call it an addiction if ya will
but there is beauty in a well tailored bust of immaculate rudeness
there is really
adios
