okay so the queen of mean is out of jail
and no i don't mean leona helmsley
i mean the woman who makes leona seem like
the fairy godmother
yep
martha stewart
oh honeys
being in the food industry
ive heard the stories
about the martha the merciless for years
her abusing her staff
her taking the credit for other peoples ideas
her treating people in her company like slaves
just a nasty bleached blonde
ho- cake
thats what im saying
but i do think as far as her being sent to jail
well one does have to wonder
why the thousands of people who do this every day on wall street dont go to jail
i think martha was just an excellant female icon figure head to decapitate
but like i said
i shed no tears for la bitch
i do think jail is gonna turn out to be very good for her career
already got more attention on her
that if she'd won the international tuna casserole convention
so since martha is now supposed to be proving her goodness to the world
or at least to her paroll officer
does she have a paroll officer??
heres a few ideas i had
on how martha
can make it all right again
1) apologize to her daughter and to the women who work in her company
and then to all the women in this country for masquerading as the perfect home-maker when in fact that bitch does none of her own damn cooking
and then she makes us all feel bad just cause we cant grow our own vegetables, milk our own cows and make our own cheese
2) since shes gonna make millions from her jail time
how bout sharing oh 15% of that with some of the poor babes she met in jail, maybe change their lives for the better
3) invent a fabulous new cookie (or have someone else do it and take the credit)
and donate 100% of the proceeds to helping ex cons start a new life
better yet...hire those ex-cons to work at martha stewart living..should liven things up a bit
4) die her hair a color other then blonde..for the sake of myself and all blondes
who need better role models then martha or pamela anderson lee...
5) admit on public television that she really is
the anti -christ
honey we've all known it in our hearts for years
show the three 6's!
