hey kids
sorry for the delay in posting
my good pal liz who lets me plug in to sign on
hasn't been feeling well
so it woulda been a tad rude to drag her little tuchas out of bed just so i could update you all
so i am actually, GASP, in the provincetown public library
posting todays rant
honey
this little darlin hasn't been to a library in yearssss
anyway
i was supposed to tape the first show
FYI
the producers
liked bite me
liked spoken food
but the over-all compromise thus far
is BITE THIS
anyway
was supposed to tape yesterday but a little snow storm kept the producer home bound
so i came in today to meet up with the lovely diana
who, it should be known, was an early champion of getting me on the air
thanks DIANA
and thanks to Claire from sister talk who asked Diana to check me out
anyway
as it turns out Bob the head honcho and an excellantly mellow dude
(im butt kissing here...he reads my site now)
got stuck in the elevator
it was way upsetting and we all spent the next hour trying every possible way to get him out
he kept his cool
i must say
i woulda been on the floor screaming
ATICA
anyway
im hoping hes out by now
but
NATCH
no taping
so hopefully
there will be a chance for me to tape tonight
if not
i will be all dressed up with no place to go
all the way back to manhattan
and won't have a chance to tape show numero uno till march
i will keep ya posted
now then
on other news
am i the only one
who is starting to think
we're about to go war against Syria?
now lets see
we're in dept
nobody wants to volunteer
we have depleted our resources to the extreme in Iraq
so please
please
please tell me
we are not going to war against syria
cause there just isn't enough pita bread in the world
to ease the crapola that would start
as to the baby bush's fence mending in europe
hey bush boy
why not throw a few major contracts the european way
and you'll start to see your approval rating go way the hell up
ah well
im glad to see there may finally be a real chance for peace
in israel
course the jaded side of me
thinks that now that sharon is giving the palestinians the gaza
pulling back the wall
freeing hundreds and hundreds of palestinian prisoners
if we don't see a real commitment to stopping terror its gonna be
a big waste of time
so a word to the folks in what may be the democratic country of palestine one day
stop the terror
take the offer
shake the hand
move on
sheesh somebody should put me in charge of this crap
i'd get some hands shaking
or just kick everyone's butt
