tis I rossi of the north east having returned from the
um
south west
from la la land or LA for short
sadly i have no major celeb stories for you
although i did get a huge pile of who is and who is not gay stories which i can not share because all the ones who are gay are so paranoid that either they would sue me or they would have the church of scientology sue me..
but i digress
here are my thoughts about LA
beverly hills- filled with anerexic (spell?) asian women wearing mini-skirts and those UG boots is that what they're called?.. UGs..cause honey they are UGLY and silly too
who wears sheepskin alaskan boots with mini-skirts in 70 degree weather?
west hollywood- anerexic (why doesnt this show up on spell check?) asian women wearing jeans that fall down their ass to show their g-stringed crack and yes, more
UG boots?!
hollywood- anerexic asian women wearing skin tight ski ware even though its 70 degrees and yes you got it UGS..
i also went to the heavily jewish area of PICO/ROBERTSON
there thank the lord i saw many women who looked like they had actually eaten
and not an UG in sight
now as to the basmitzvah that dragged my NY tuchas out there
honey my bro cranked out an OBSCENE amount of food
i think he covered just about every aspect of Jew Food
he served NY deli platters, Persion rice, Israeli salad, hummus and kabobs
and yes, Kosher chinese food
all on one huge buffet
how do you say PIG OUT in hebrew?
hang on pigs aren't kosher
okay how do you say COW OUT in hebrew?
anyway
the thing i really hate about LA is that you have to drive everywhere
you have to
you cant even find a bottle of water without driving
so i had to rent a car
and drive the dang thing
and honey
tis a scary thing to see a Manhattenite like moi behind the wheel
trust me
but i managed, even parked a few times without hitting anything, well almost
so im back
and its cold as hell
but im glad to be safe and somewhat sound
with not a UG in sight
merry xmas folks
and to all
a good night
now can someone please leave me a comment with the proper spelling of anerexic
thankeee
