hey kids
i just got back from ptown
just in time to deal with the nervous clients from HELL
and a pile of bills
and major drama in la personal life
and a partridge in a pear treeeee
sigh
but hey
at least i got away
anyhows folks
thanksgiving is coming up fast
so i guess this is where im supposed to stop bitching and start thinking of all the things im thankful for
so here goes
im thankful
that i do not look like donald rumsfeld
and no one i have ever slept with looks remotely like him either
i am thankful
that i have a roof over my head and a warm bed to sleep in at night
i am thankful that when i went to my 20 year high school reunion
i was way better looking then a whole lotta the bitches who used to be the "pretty girls" back when
na, na, nana naaaa
i am thankful that at least for now we are still living in a somewhat free country
i am thankful that at least for now i will not be arrested for being out and gay
i am thankful that i have the moola to pay my bills, occasionally take my friends out to dinner and even get my tuchas on vacation once in awhile
i am thankful that i left new jersey and moved to NYC while i was still in my formative years
i am thankful that gravity has yet to hit certain of my body parts
i am thankful that i have a blog and readers who let me rant on endlessly about what im thankful about
and lastly
i am thankful
that i am not a %$#^&* turkey this week
