okay i dont know if i have PMS, hate the world
or have just been meeting up with biggest jerks in the friggen universe lately
perhaps its D all of the above
but let me just tell you a little bit of what ive been going thru lately

in the past week
ive had
one client who felt that even though my waiters and bartenders worked their little hearts out that 7% was more then enough tip for them
cause you know normal things like 20% even 15% well that was far too rich for a bunch of lowly waiters that he will never see again
nice... it's called KARMA

then there was the wedding guest who thought it was funny to throw a lit cigarette on my back while i was outside waiting for the car service

then
oh lets see
today i had a guy whos wedding is not happening for A YEAR
but was furious that i would not hang up on my other call and talk to him
cause hes more important then all my other clients
hmmm
not sure why

next up you have the dweebs who live in my building
who think that locking the gate is far too much hassle even though
we've already had several robberies
so i run after them like a little idiot and lock the gate after them
cause they are kids
and i am mom

then you have the confrontational prick
who thinks everyone on my block is a pig except him
yep its okay for his dog to piss on all the cars in our lot
but nobody else better do it

then oh lets see
we have the clients who are having events in the winter of 2005
but fee obligated to call me up on a Sunday morning
cause you know time is running out

and lastly
perhaps mostly
we have
my fave motherfucker
and that is the stinky old bitch with the cane
who sits outside my doorway all damn day long
and sneers at me when i step outside
take a %$#^& bath you old bitch
and move on!

damn
i need some midol

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