hey love bugs
have not posted since memorial day
because ive been knee deep in catering hell
yep im catering two weddings (no funeral)
got a sore throat thats making me talk like brenda vaccaro (remember her?)
and if i never see another piece of raw chicken again it will be too soon
but aside from that dear
im here
and still full of Chutzpah
its days like today
when im sipping tea filled with honey and popping advils
that i do wish i had a job i could call in sick for
but being a wedding caterer really does not allow for human weakness of any kind
can you imagine
oh im sorry dears
i could not show up to cater your wedding because i had the flu
nope in 14 years ive never called in sick for an event i was catering
cause
well you cant
you drag yourself in when you are not even human
fill yourself with drugs
put plastic gloves on
let other people taste the sauces
and just do it
thats why
in the civilian part of my life
i go into full scale wimp mode
kinda evens it out
in my non catering life
i practically call an ambulance for a hang nail
whine like a valley girl on acid
for the least little ache or pain
but on the job
nope
its RAMBO ROSSI
ive finished a cooking shift with four fingers slit open
caterered weddings a week after a surgery that shoulda kept me in bed for a month
oh you name it
but in my next life
yes in my next life
i want to be a real Jewish American Princess
i want to sit in my big tacky house
with my big tacky furniture
and my millions of servants
and just conduct them all like a huge orchestra
yes
that will be
Molly of the mall
but for now
im a working wench
trying to make other peoples happy day
even happier
sigh
anyway
see ya
