i have come to the conclusion
that religion is a scary ass mother-fucker
yes my dears
let me say again..in my most eloquent
french
religion c'est un scary ass mother-fucker!!!!!!!!!
just look at the world at the moment dearies
we've got Dubya in office..mr. born-again-Christian
who truly thinks it's his mission from god..to prevent women
from having abortions and gays from getting married!!
Mr. Jesus-loves-me-Bush-Junior..also feels "the allmighty" is leading the way for America to take its rightful place as ruler of the universe...or well....ruler of anyone who doesn't kiss our ass a lot like the British...for instance..
Hmmm shades of the Spaniards a few centuries back hmmm Mr. Bush..
Then ..we've got the Palestinian fundamentalists...like Hamas..who feel its their mission from god..to go way past fighting for the rights of the Palestinian people
no dears...way past that..and throw themselves into a Jihad..holy war..that will not stop until Israel is under Moslem control and every Jew is floating face down in the dead sea..
Then we've got all the other Islamic terrorist groups and their no longer moderate followers..who pretty much think its just fine to blow yourself up
as long as you take out some Americans, some Israelis...some American or Israeli sympathizers..and hey while you're at it...anyone who doesn't think that Allah is what its all about baby..
hey can i just take a reality check for one second
yooo hooooo
islamic terrorists...just want to give you a heads up here
do you really think spending eternity with 72 virgins is a good thing??
honey..they'd all dump your sorry ass in a heart beat and then you'd be spending eternity paying off the alimony for 72 pissed off ex wives!!
and while we're at it..do the female suicide bombers get 72 virgins too??
and if so are they women or men??
just wondering
now..just so you don't think my fear of religion is reserved for baby bushes
and moslem pricks
we've got our own brothers and sisters right here in the U.S. of A
yep
weve got the right wingers
who think well you know its okay to blow up abortion clinics and murder everyone who works there cause it'll slow down the 15 year old rape victims from killing their un-born kids
then we've got shit..like half of this ^%#&** country who think it's our GOD given right to carry arms and we should damn well be god-like and use them
especially if anyone with skin a few shades darker then our own comes around
woooo scary....Hey Charleton Heston...go back to the Planet of the Apes where you belong...A-Hole~!
then tooo
on the religion ..field we have my own people
yes my people
the jews
but in this case
im referring to the most fanatical of the chasidim
folks like the Szatmars
who are also from the country of my blood
Hungary
and may very well be related to me
sorry but family doesn't excuse ass-holism
see folks like these chasids
even hate other chasids
for daring to support israel
cause according to the bible
we're not supposed to have israel until the messiah comes
well so i have this to say..."Ohhh umm Szatmars...if you're so anti-israel
then why are you living in Israel? collecting welfare?enjoying the fruits of the hard labor of the rest of Israel?but refusing to fight in the army
or contribute in any way?!?!?"
i say screw you!!
you wanna knock israel
then get the fuck out
besides
i firmly believe the messiah
has come
in the form of barbara streisand
and you're just too sexist to see it
lastly
in my religion is a scary ass motherfucker
i leave you with this
i am a jew
and i do believe in god
and i do believe there is some, perhaps very small
core of truth in the bible
and i do believe that how we live our life now
dictates in some way what happens to us later
but i also believe
that i have NO right to inforce my beliefs onto any one else
or make them suffer for my beliefs
or make them die for my beliefs
or make them feel assaulted in any way
because of what I CHOOSE to believe
and i would kindly ask that THEY
give me the same respect..
thank you
