well darlings
i don't want to sound like TOO much of a lesbian stereotype
but i just went to the most ass-kicking Melissa Etheridge concert..
Man..that babe can rock!
You know I'm not a Bruce Springsteen fan, but I am a Bruce Springsteen in concert fan...cause one thing you can say about the Boss is that he works hard for his money.. but babies even the boss had to take a break or two, let his back up gals sing..have an intermission
Not Miss thing..
na uhh honey she got on stage and belted for 3 friggen hours
actually wedged 30 feet from the stage in the mostly standing
venue..of The Roseland Ballroom
I was kinda preying Miss Melissa would take a break so i could
but even when her band took a well needed break she stayed out on the stage
and cranked our her slow tunes with a harmonica and a piano
but damn that woman has chutzpah
and Rosie Odonnell was up in the balcony sitting next to Mrs. Melissa Etheridge
and everytime Melissa belted another love song,we all crained our heads up to look at the little Miss
but Little Miss..what the hell is her name..the chick from that show Popular
was too busy kissing Rosie's ass to pay attention..
Hey Missy...if you're gonna land the numero uno dyke in the country
you best stay glued to the stage when she's singing
okay?
thank you
anyway
it was a blast
i went with my rocker gal crew
of C, K and J
who collectively embodied
Latin mama, warm letherette and Janis Joplin's good looking sister
and me of course
in black with lots of hooter
so yeah
we were hot
surrounded by mostly dykes
from shall we say suburban areas that teach
wearing baseball hats, baggy jeans and white sneakers is you know cool
but hey
all were welcome
anyway
it was blast man
but let me tell you
today
my feet are killing me
shit
i can not rock the night away like i used to
but what the heck
i can still shake it
a whole lot better than the baseball babes
