just food for thought here
but
remember when the word
"bush"
used to mean a good thing..
push
push
in the bush
damn it
thats the thing i hate most about the baby bush
he took away a great word from my vocabulary
I want my bush back!
damn it..
sigh
anyway
a few of my shall we say
more restrained peers
have accused me
however gently
of being so anti bush
(the bad kind not the good kind)
that i don't actually allow myself to see
and acknowledge any good that bush has done
so im dedicating this column to
things I LIKE about bush
i like that bush is
often hairy
sometimes smells like musk
occasionally tastes like chicken
kinda squishy
and rarely talks back in any way a human can make sense of
there hows that??
