well darlings
i just got back from mexico
and i had quite the adventure..
ill just do a quick recap..
stayed in Puerto Morales..a sleepy little town...that still has its Mexican authenticity somewhat intact, although there is a sushi place in town..
i figure in two years it will be a crazy honky tonk tourist town
but for now
it was quiet and sleepy
and i got to destress
in my small resort...on the beach
with far too many waiters who seemed to either want to marry me
or be my baby
not sure which
this mommy, mami, mommita thing you know
anyway i took some crazy day trips
into Playa del Carmen
a wild honky tonk town of the variety i just mentioned P.M turning into
i dont know what happened to all the deals in Mexico
cause i surely didnt find any
i spend about 300 bucks just walking from one end of the main Playa drag to the other..
then i took a full day to see the amazing Ixcaret pronounced Ish Ka Ret..which is a gigantic ecological park
honey i was truly amazing
your truly madame wimpy in the water
went on a two mile river swim mostly under caves and in black places where im pretty sure bats slept
i saw sea turtles some of them tourists from Wisconsin
some of them real turtles
i saw a wild Mayan ritual fire ball show
then went back to my sleepy resort and chilled
lastly i went to Isla Mojares
the island of women
and honey this place was a blast
a sorta 1970's keywest meets mexico kinda island
very busy
filled with tourists driving around the 5 mile island on scooters or in golf carts
and there was a beach bar for about every two feet i stepped
also
a gigantic array of topless women
very nice
although
i think i did it right
cause again i was happy to return to my sleepy resort
where all was quiet
now then
unfortunately
my sleepy resort had some issues
the largest of which was that everyone was so busy being sleepy
they didnt properly watch out for little things
like oh
scorpions!!!!!!!
yep
i returned from the spa one night half asleep
to throw myself onto my bed
and what started to crawl towards me
literally two inches from my ass
A SCORPION!!!
honey im so sure you heard that scream back to america
i think all of mexico heard it
they sent some dude into kill it
but i was never the same
kept feeling like every breeze was another one
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaa
now then
im back
and im bitchy
and i ready to rant
and i want to start off right now
with a few things on my mind pronto
first of all
decide if you like howard dean
or hate him
or dont give a rat's ass about him
whatever
but don't throw the man away cause he shows emotion
war cries, determination
shit
this country needs a human president right about now
honest emotion
why is that such a bad thing?
ill tell you whats scary
60 minutes last night
that was scary
talking about how some major companies
like Halliburton, G.E. and Conoco Phillips..
have found a legal loop hole to do business with counties like Iran that sponsor terrorism
how the loop hole works
well take Halliburton for instance
they cant legally do biz with Iran
so what they do is set up a subsidiary based on the Cayman Islands to do the dirty work for them..
its amazing honey
and another little ditty about Halliburton is that its former C.E.O was vice pressy Dick Cheney...
so while the whole country wants the head of Kenny Lay former C.E.O of Enron (another Cheney association hmmm) nobody seems to talking about how old man Dick...ran a company that invests kazillions in Iran..which then has the bucks to support terror...how nice Dicky pooo
Gee I sure want to have you step up to the plate if something happens to Dubya
its the first time i ever found myself wishing for the good health of george junior
so speaking of Bush
and no the good kind
out in mexico
i had a little paper called the Cancun edition of the Miami Herald
dropped off for moi
it kept me A Breast (hehe) of Junior's state of the union speech and his goings on
this is what i gotta ask you
think about this before you send me back a pile of nasty comments
ok
so lets say you were pro war
as you know i was not anti war myself here
but lets say you are a total republican
way pro war
totally in love with george junior
and his dad
and cheney
(which means you probably dont read my site but what the hell im on a roll here)
aren't you asking yourself
about these weapons of mass destruction that never were found?
aren't you kinda wondering why our president is still covering up
doing spin doctor waves to draw our attention to other things?
suddenly announcing the war was oh really about taking down saddam
when a year ago that was just supposed to be a nice little by-product of the war
listen
obviously junior was gonna take us to war no matter what
its obvious isnt it?
come on you know it is..
so why give us the big bullshit?
why not say
this man is an evil dicatator and a murderer
and we need to save the people of Iraq
and then go to war..
hmmm probably cause then you'd have to admit why other evil dictators are allowed to say in power cause they're you know profitable for us...
and honey why on earth would you say
you will follow what the U.N. says and then go against it
thats just a one way ticket to
making the world hate you
and they do
they surely do
also
can i make another little point here
junior would like to spend
how many MORE billions taking out terrorism world wide
but um hello there
georgy
most of my friends here in the U.S.
you remember us don't you Americans
well most of my pals cant afford health insurance
and one of them is fighting for his life and can't buy his medicine
and the country has got a nice big ass homeless and jobless problem
and oh just about everyone i talk to these days is scared about the economy
have you noticed
us??!!
you know
your people
cause we could use some of those billions too
like maybe give us free medical care before you spend another 350 billions overseas...
and by the way
how dare you
stand up there
in your conservative
holier than thou
Christian
right wing
judgemental
bull crap
and tell me i dont have the right to marry my lover
you want me to pay your salary in my taxes
you want me to pay for your wars
you want my lover to
do the same
but you dont think we rate as real humans do you?!!
cause we don't have the right to love each other
what is more human but to love
and the right to love
the right to honor your love
how dare you sir
deny me that right
shame
shame on you
shame on all who support this ban on gay marriage!!!!
have we returned once again to the Puritan ways
of to the 1950's?!?!?
if september 11th had not happened
oh we all could be back to being nestled in our false sense of safety
all those terrible images
all that terrible death
all the nightmares
and the sorrow
and the anger
would be erased
and we would not have a president today with so much power
far too much power for any president under his belt
using our fear
to brain wash us
to guide us
to manuever us to
throw away our
rights, our judgement
and to join under him ..like cattle
like MAD COW CATTLE!
lord please tell me
this man wont be around for a second term
i so fear what he
and his partner in arms
Dick (i fund terrorism and then pretend to fight it) cheney
will to do to our world
lord please tell me
that some sense of sanity will be restored to the people of this country
all im asking
is simply this
WAKE UP!!
