well my chanukah nosh fest
was a huge hit
not only did i over-feed a small group of my friends
but i didn't cook a &^%#&** thing
thats right baby
this chef was strickly heat and plop
heat slice and plop
heat and plop
and that was fabulous darling
i went full scale jew kitsch
potato pancakes and apple sauce
swedish meatballs
pastrama, rye, half sour pickles and mustards
baby kasha and potato knishes
baby kosher franks in the blanket
and for dessert
compliments of my pals liz and debbie
deep brooklyn rugelach (kinda like a cross between a cookie and a strudel for those not in the know)
there were hmm 10 or 11 people, 2 dogs and 2 cats here
and the we went thru 6 bottles of wine, 1 bottle of champange, 1/2 bottle of cognac and a good dent on some kahlua and coffee too
the whole shebang was supposed to run from about 7 till 9 or 10
but everyone got so comfy that the last to roll downstairs was at 1:30 am
drunk, stuffed and happy
thats the way i like em
but now im done
chanukah
shmanukah
im gonna light the #$%&^ candles
order in some chinese
crawl into bed and watch tv all friggen night long
sue me if you dont like it
but thats my kinda chanukah
burp
sorry
too much kasha
