tis the season to be rudeeeeeee
fu fu fu fu fuckkkk offf
fu fu fu fuccckkk offffff

i'm sorry darlings but i think i've been shoved, elbowed, pushed and full on smashed into oh about a THOUSAND TIMES TODAY...

hey folks it's called shopping and it's not supposed to be a last man/woman standing cage fight...!!!!!

for crying out loud (literally)...what the hell ever happened to the Christmas spirit??

i went into the 2nd Avenue Deli to buy potato pancakes (no dears I am not grating potatoes into oblivion now that i finally have some %$#^&* time off from cooking)..for my first night of Chanukah soiree man ya na...and i just about lost a limb...

there was the bitch from long island chewing gum and screaming me next even though me and oh about a half dozen people were in front of her

there was the stoner..who was like in the mood for pastrami dudeeee
who kept his elbows on his hips so no one could look into the deli counter to see what they wanted...cause you know dude...we'd be like violating his personal space

there was the old geezer who just stood there with a puss on his face scowling as if we were all responsible for his lousy friggen life...

i mean sheeesh already.... december is supposed to be the time of year when everyone gets all filled up with love and warmth not bitchy-ness and gas...

sigh
oh well
i'm home
got a few killer bruises (seriously) but i'm home
safe and sound
gearing up for my chanukah, light the menorah and eat your motherfucking pancakes soiree
why i planned a party after 4 months of catering other people's parties i don't know
guess i do know
it's simple

i'm NUTS!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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