okay mike
here is my retarded too stupid to believe story
by way of letting you know
exactly how well i did on my
Just for today day
from yesterday
shortly after i signed off
i went to the bathroom (the internet always makes me go, don't know why)
and made a little pee pee
i then dropped the toilet paper on the bathroom floor
i bent down to pick it up
and stood up
under the sharp corner of my sink
smashing the top of my head
i thought
this could be bad
and put my fingers on my head and they came back covered in blood
i knew La Cubana
was downstairs sanding a wall (she's so butch)
and ran downstairs screaming
honey...im in trouble
as i walked into her place...
blood began dropping down my face
like a horror flick
she took one look at me and thought id been mugged
La C washed my head,
put peroxide
put ice
put me to bed with ice
on my head
and lots of pain killers
and handed me the remote control
i spend the rest of the night with ice on my head
watching incredibly bad TV
except for "Angel" which is always great
even if Angel is getting fat
today i have a huge cut on my head
and a really
really
really
bad hair day
the end
the good news
is
it did force me to GASP
take the day off
so listen
since im feeling like the idiot blonde of the universe
knocked out by picking up toilet paper
can anyone
write to me
and share their stupid
how I got hurt duhhhh
story
so i dont feel all alone
in bimbo land
thankeee
