well i thought id take a break from Bush bashing
(don't even go there...you little perverts)
to deal with other aspects of life as i see it
feel it
taste it
and umm
smell it..
put a call into my dad
who told me that he'd been walking around his area of San Diego with a mask on for awhile...due to all the ash and the poor air quality from the fires..
don't know why it had never occurred to me to worry about dad with all that fire
but shit he was so far away...but then i forgot the cardinal rule
of judaism
if there is danger
sickness
horror
smoke
mishegash
mass kvetching
less than 100 miles away
immediately
have heart palpitations and protect yourself
oyy
if mom was alive
she probably woulda evacuated
i guess i do get just a little of my alarmist
moods from her
sooooo
Natch
im feeling guilty
(another jewish tradition)
about not checking in..
oy what a rotten daughter i am
first i have the nerve to leave home early
then i dont call
don't write
don't marry a nice Jewish boy
what a little demon i am
(heheheh)
on other news
i am officially
premenstral ( i know, i know, you could tell with all the bush bashing)
you may wish to warn
anyone
below 14th street in Manhattan
avoid
the psycho blonde bitch from hell
who is spitting fire
and farting gasoline
rrrrrrrrrrrr
and lastly in closing
may i just say
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRROWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
meow
(hey i'm complicated)
