well darlins
this little blonde bimbette with attitude
simply must stop everything
and say a big ass hello
to all my new visitors
compliments of
the hot blog babes roll
over here
outsidethebeltway
and i also need to send a big smooch to the hot and sexy and talented
and brilliant and rather fashionable "Sheila' from "Red Headed Ramblings"
see my linkie love list dears..she so rocks...
thanks for the nomination miss mama
so now..
as an official
Blog Babe with sizzle
i feel i must live up to my name
or is it mane
and leave you with my scintillating costume details for Halloween..
you see in an effort to put together a killer Halloween costume without spending a dime, I raided my closet and my secret little pine chest with the relics of my
distant past and came up with..
black leather pants, leather biker jacket, studded leather collar,
big bad buckle belt with yes more studs..beat up ol biker boots,
pin that reads "BAD GIRLS NYC" and many other items..
after assembling my biker bimbo from hell outfit
i realized what in fact i had put together
was
yes
thats right
you guessed it
(or maybe read it a few posts back)
ME 15 years ago
hmm maybe 12 years ago too for the renaissance summer
yes dears
as classy and as elegant as i may now seem to you
in another life
i was a bad ass bitch
i know.. i know... hard to believe
that moi
of the smooth
velvety
serene calm
would have one day
walked the streets of NYC
in full leather
with white streaks
and a few pink ones in her hair
black liner that would make any goth girl
run and hide
but there you have it
i do in fact have
a bad ass past
now of course
im a pinacle of society
a roll model for all to uphold
a perfectly perfect
flawless
goody goody
who never curses
(FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT THINK SO)
who never parties
(woo wooo)
who never does anything roudy
(FIRST ONE TO DANCE ON THE BAR GETS THE JACK DANIELS!!)
and who never
ever
wears bad girl clothing
(except for safari wear, combat boots and 12 gauge earings)
but thats what Halloween is for isnt it
fantasy
pure
fantasy
so even though you all know me
as a sweet demure
quiet little bird
(NOOTTTTTTTT)
think of me this weekend as an Eagle
a big blonde bitch of an eagle
and i shall think of you all
very much the same
but with varying hair colors..
trick or treat?
hmmmm
which do you think is more tempting?
the trick
well that could lead to Huge Grant territory
the treat
too fattening
should be
trick, treat or treasure
ill go for the money
