well i dragged my ass out of a coma
to pick up the nytimes
and see that Ah-hold
has won the governorship
honey
this is so surreal
seeing mr. "No Problemo"
"I will pump you up!"
with his toothy (scary) Kennedy bride
winning the governorship of California
i feel like i'm living in a Saturday Night Live
Spoof
and man
you know this is the jackpot for comedy writers everywhere
"what will your first duty as governor be sir?"
"to lower the fat content of the school lunch and make 50 push-ups mandatory by 7 am every day! California will pump you up!!"
i have to say even though Ah-nold is a Republican i was happy when he starting running and actually doing well. I thought it was a great slap in the face
to conventional politicians..a great way to let the old school know that America is fed up!
But i felt sad when Mr. Steroid who has spent most of his career barely clothed and posed in gay porno mags..took a stand against gay marriage..
Helloo!
It's called...people in glass gyms shouldn't throw barbels!!!
hmm that metaphor didn't quite work but you get the point.
anyway
even though I am horrified at his anti gay stance
and his questionable attitudes towards women
and his possible anti-semitic past
and the fact that i can't understand a word he is saying..
i still
scarily
think
he might just be
a huge improvement over what we've had in office of late..
perhaps the best thing about this
is simply
how truly frightened
and totally and completely shocked
the main stream political world is right now
what this means
is that no one is safe
in good ol boy politics
and
honey
if this leads
to the ouster of the baby bush
and all his "dude" brothers
in favor
of some
up-start
showboater
with little experience
but a whole lotta energy
than i'm all for it
86 the Bush family
and bring in
the Osborne family
i say
Ozzie for president
yeah
baby
wouldn't you love to hear that acceptance speech?
I'd like to thank the ^%#&* for the *&^%$
as president I will &^%$*(
all over this *&^%$*& country
hahha
pump it up
