OKAY I NEED TO TAKE A LIL BREAK FROM MY
UNPLUGGED TOUR GUIDE OF DOWNTOWN NYC
MY WAY OF SAYING
YES THE BITCH IS BACK
TO RANT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
WHAT I WANT TO RANT ABOUT IS
THE TERMINATOR
YES ARNOLD FOR GOVERNOR
hehehe fooled you
you thought i was gonna go into a capitalization kick
but i got over it
anyway
yes i am a democrat
however wimpy my fellow dems have been
get those balls up fellas!
and yes
i do rather hate celebrities who jump into the political arena
sean penn
go back to your beer bottle and leave us alone!
oh and beat your wife too
you know like the old days
but anyway
i actually kinda like the arnold for gov thing
i guess its because way back when in the mid 80's
i was temporarily sucked into the female bodybuilding craze
yes dears i went to the gym 6 days a week
and ate amino acids for lunch
anyway
i ditched the bodybuilding world when i discovered that women really could not advance without steroids and lordy i have enough problems shaving my legs
without growing a beard on top of it
but what i remember was that arnold
who i just assumed was a ^%$#&* idiot
smiled his broken smile
talked in his heavy accent
flexed
played dumb
and meanwhile
almost single handedly
elevated the sport of body building
from highway 35
to sunset boulevard
i thought to myself
its just luck
but then he snagged a role in Conan
i said he cant act to save his life
so Hollywood is just desperate for a pair of biceps the size of bowling balls
but then he kept on acting
and he got smaller
and smaller
shit he's almost human size now!
he still cant act
he still cant talk
he's still butt ugly
but the dude is commanding
millions per film
and married the toothiest kennedy
of em all
so im guessing yep
he's probably got smarts
kinda reminds of dolly parton
she's been playing the blonde bimbo
for decades now
meanwhile
shes half of sanddollar productions
one of the busiest television productions companies
in LA
and she's worth kazillions honey
the singing stints are just for fun now
by the way
i heard from a reliable source that when dolly's not working
she's got short hair, wears no make-up and shes a total butch
now you know she's brilliant!
but i digress
hell
how much worse could arnold be
then what we've been stuck with
so why not let him muscle
in?
at the very least
it will get more young folks to the polls
yeah
it almost sounds like i like a republican here
but shit
its downright histerical
you gotta admit it
and its so ridiculous it just might work
besides how right wing
could arnold get
he's spent half his life posing in a bikini
*** and now back to your regularly scheduled programming
the best of the best
kissing the lower half of the lady..
also known as
what i dig downtown
if you love
rich
velvet
creamy
thick
lush
lethal
sweet
real
cafe' con leche
cuban style
there is only one place
one place this side of Miami
or um well Cuba to go
and that is
the all new
Cafecito part of the avalanche of new hip eateries on avenue c
The Cafecito boys opened up in what was an old liquor store
on C between 11th and 12th...an old hood stretch chock full of drunks sipping beer out of paper bags and a thousand kids all congregating on the corner
sucking on ice pops
The boys....one Cuban two gringos...dish out a Cuban sandwich that will make your arteries harden just looking at it..honey I know it must be good cause all the supers in the neighborhood go there
they also have a white sangria laced with peach thats almost as sexy as I am
but come
come
come for the coffee
its like liquid cocaine
and you wont sleep for days
but dears
what can i say Hell is delicious
Ay Papi
mucho mucho
mas
cafe'!
Oh and a big FYI
thanks to GAWKER.COM
for the very
VERY nice plug
wooo hooooo
i'm gawking
listen to me i'm gawking
hehhhehe
man it must be the coffee fumes from cafecito
im ALIVE
ALIVE
