for the first day of my birthday
my true love gave to me
a private late night cruise on a riverboat style yachttttttt
for the second day of my birthday my true love gave to meeeeeee
a lovely lazy day followed by champagne and hors d'oeuvressssss
well now my lady love has gone back to nyc
and left me here all alone
to miss her
and feel lovesick
but
hehehhe
no longer sexually frustrated
wwwwweeeeeeee
i will not go into it
no, no
dont even bother asking
lets just say
it was better than the boat ride okay?
anyway
she left a couple hours ago
and im staying out here in provincetown till she comes to get me
and the two fat cats on wednesday
ive gone back to business so im haggling with the clients from hell
but at least im doing so
100 feet from the beach
she brought me allllll the mail
so i just finished paying
oh hmm 15 or so bills??!!
hey shouldn't there be a rule
that while we are actually not bringing in any cash
we should not be billed
its only fair!
anyway
between the bills
and the kvetching clients
i have floated back to earth
so i can rant away
firmly
placed in my
oh so fashionable shoes
so here's what id like to rant about
right now
if you will indulge my
my lovelies
and think deeply about what i am about to ask you...
why is it
that
with all the democrats out there
who hate bush
who hate war
who hate republican crapola
who hate
well bush
we can't find anyone better than leiberman to want to run against this guy
i mean hello
i think the baby bush has raised what is it 170 million buckaroos?!
for his campaign
and nobody wants to stand up and take him on
okay listen
ill say it again
i was not anti-war on iraq
and lord knows im pro israel
hello what sane person could not be?
but i am sooooooo anti baby bush
aside from the fact that
hes practically walking around with a bumper sticker on his forehead that reads
"say goodbye to your right to choose if i have my way"
and that his attitude towards gay marriage
is pretty much
"if my church doesn't support it than i dont either"
followed by a hearty does of
"it's like ummm just a sin you know dude"
and that his attitude about the separation of church and state is
"yeah any church thats not mine should be 86'd from the state"
the real issue is
plain and simple
he's just retarded
oh sorry thats no longer PC
okay
he's as they say mentally challenged
the guys an idiot
A FUCKING MORON!!!
im sorry
but the very least they can do is give us a president that makes us feel
like if he's not smarter than us
he can at least hold his own in a conversation
nucular
nucular?!
oyy friggen vey
so ok
maybe its not very patriotic of me
to diss on the baby bush
but sheeesh
someone's gotta do it
now here's the other major problem
with my fellow democrats
its seems you've all become a big bunch of ass kissing woosies
what happened to standing up for what you believe in?
what the hell have any of you had to say lately that sounds any different then that baby bushers?
it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between the Dems and the Repubs... if there is a difference any more
hell i guess ill just vote for who i like
but umm
like i said
is anyone gonna step up to the plate here?
are there any democrats out there who still have cajones (did i spell that one right?)
oh you know BALLS
anyway
thats where im at
when it comes to politics at the moment
meanwhile
its my bithday and ill bitch if i want tooo
bitch if i want tooooo
see ya
FYI
i dont think birthdays should last a day
no way
so mine is creeping out into the whole damn week
sue me if you don't like it
by the way darlings
i was gonna give you a hell fire rant about gay marriage
but david over
at sketches of strain has done it for me
go read him now
click over on the link to the left
come on
yeah reach over
and yeah
click...
there you goo
have fun
in david land
he's a gas
