wooo hooooo
quite the little hotbed of comments and histeria
that new gay public high school
hmmmm
this here blonde mama
has never had so many comments on one post before
well im just glad i got your blood flowing
and your mind thinking
and like i said
heres credit
to la Michele of small victory for getting moi thinking in the first place
but now that my brain is one fire
OUCH
i feel like im all dressed up with no place to go
so perhaps i shall just rant a little here
indulge me please
because i have not let loose
with my list
of things that make me go
AAAAAAKK
in several months now
so here we go
THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO AAAAKK
1) when you're on vacation
and your answering machine says your on vacation
and people leave a message that you call them back immediately
as its urgent
but its not urgent
so you email them and tell them you're on vacation
and to just tell you in the email whats up
and they email you back demanding that you call them immediately
to you know talk
i am on the beach for crying out loud
i dont want to talk
i want to close my eyes
and pretend
that i have lost the power of speech
but not of course the power to type
2)
that the same people who think you're really truly interesting when they think you're available suddenly dont think youre all that interesting when they find out you're not single
hello bitches just cause im not leaving with you is no reason to end what was really a nice conversation
meeeeoooow
3) tourists who rent bikes and then plow them down crowded streets 80 miles an hour and after you dive into a bush filled with bees...they say as they're driving away killing other people.....sorrrryyyy....without even stopping to see if you need an ambulance
4) people who serve fish cooked in butter with a butter sauce and a side of butter
5) crabs that hide under the sand until your foot arrives and then they pinch you which convinces you that in fact a killer white has bitten of your foot
and you scream like a valley girl who lost her lipstick
6)homophobic people who think all the new gay shows on TV are really funny cause they give them a chance to sit around and make fun of
"Fags dude..." yeah well you know what they say about homophobia dearies
could be you're masking some inner desire for knockwurst hmmmm
well thats enouch AAAK for now
my birthday starts at midnight
and La C has promised me several days
of romance
and birthday fun
so ill sign off and prepare myself
by shaving my legs
and hmm
maybe a nice deep conditioning treatment
i love being a woman
i love putting my hair up in curls
actually i dont curl my hair
my hair is on acid
and rules me not the other way around
anyway
im off to birthday land
ill let you know how it went
toodle dooooooo
