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Friday, July 25

updates from the beach

hey there darlings
let me give you'all an update on my vacation
in lovely Provincetown
okay first of all
while P-town is really lovely
as far as the beach, the bay, the art, the quaint little shops
the waterview eateries
it is all host to an enormous amount
of locals who get quite bitchy come summer time
tourists who act like they never saw a gay person before
and now
evidentally swingers
hello
im a lesbian
L.E.S.B.I.A.N.
that means i dont sleep with men
that means
i won't sleep with your man even if you're thrown into the deal
and by the way
just because a woman is a gay
does not mean she will sleep with any woman
especially one
with frosted eye shadow taking over the entire upper half of her face
helllooooo
save that for the drag queens in town!

trust me honey they do make-up much better than any girl could anyway...

now
where was i

ah yes
p-town

the good news is
ive been painting
writing and channeling my inner
child on acid

the bad news is
La C was supposed to come back today and now she's not coming back till Sunday
and i am alone
frustrated and
ovulating
hmm
okay frosted shadow face
ditch the beer belly boy
and come on over

hahah
only kidding

anyway
im loving it here
but feeling a little homesick for the
grit
crowds
fast pace
black, gray and brown of my beloved
Manhattan
what can i say
after 22 years

my relationship to NYC is kinda like
Keith Richards to heroin

NYC may wear me out
but shes my addiction
my love
my candy
my baby


so sue me

and now back to the world according to
Rossi


can anyway tell me
why the same folks who were anti-war on Iraq
are pro military in Liberia?

im just getting a little confused here

cause i think they were both humanitarian nightmares

but what do i know?

Im blonde

p.s. to the great Erica from "Swirlspice" see link to the left
you put it quite well in your comments a few posts down
who knew you were such an intellectual?!