greetings from provincetown massachusetts
yes la c and i finally got here
sorry for the delay in posting
but i was computerless and languishing in the empty flotsam of nothingness
called the non web world
anyway i is back
and ready to give you my live and uncensored report from ptown
for those not in the know
p-town is place like no other
a portugese fishing village at its heart
laced with decades of american literary jewels
like eugene oneill
tennessee williams
norman mailer
and generations of artists who come
for the spectacular light
and the freedom
of judgement
and super-imposed over all of this
is that ptown is
quite possibly
the gayest place on the planet
where else can you
dine on lobster while oggling
an array of senior citizens
small children
drag queens
leather daddies
dykes on bikes
and anything-goes-swingers
god i love ptown
and yes
to those in the know
money
greed
and more money
have nearly ruined this oasis
by making it un-affordable to the very people
one comes here to see
but i hope
that things will turn around
for the struggling artists,writers and dreamers
of lower cape cod
meanwhile
here's what ive been up to
since i arrived
la c and i
pulled in late, late..%$#@^& late
on friday night
with
my two very pissed off
pussies
MY CATS sheesh
you guys are so naughty
anyway
after a 6 hour drive
the cats were not at their best
but JD the long haired black boy slut
pranced out of his box
checked out the swank accomadations
and immediately demanded food
lu lu my female tabby with a mountain of issues
crawled out of her box
and proceeded to cry for the next two days and nights
trust me
la c and i need a nights sleep
Bad
ANYWAY
we had eggs on the terrace saturday
and walked thru town
doing what one does
on high season
on commercial street
when one is almost staggeringly attractive
we strutted
and shimmied and gave lazy smiles to all the single ladies
then kissed each other
as if to say
na na nana naaaa
ok
we're not that conceited
but shit
we did look cute in our little summer outfits
la c was working a look
that i would call part italian mafioso
and part beach bunny
i stayed with the same summer look
ive had since the 70's
rocker mama in heat
saturday night
we tried to get to the karen granier show ( im sure i spelled her name wrong)at Vixen
Vixen is the local hotty babe and the boys who love them but not that way club
but la c spent so much time
tearing apart a lobster that looked like it could have eaten Kujo
this mama was big honey
that we ran a half hour late and missed the show
twas fine
we satiated our dissapointment
with the most sinful chocolates ive ever devoured
at a place called
purple feather
sunday
was fun in the sun day
we had brunch
strutted and shimied on commerical street
then went to herring cove beach
let me just explain that the beaches get better if you drive a little further down
but herring cove is where the party is
and the eye candy
although all the eye candy we saw looked like
it could have eaten Kujo and that lobster
darlings please if you are going to lie
on the beach in a two piece
stop eating three pizzas for lunch
sheesh
why do the gay boys have the bodies beautiful
and the gay babes
have the bodies godzilla
anyway
after the beach
we loaded up on food
and supplies
went to the local excellant fast food joint
Mojos
for tacos
and caught karen's show
the babe can rock
think the butch love child of melissa etheridge
and janis ian
although my codependant alarm went off
when she announced for the third time
that this was another song she'd written for her girlfriend
after that la c lit a huge fire on the deck in this clay thing C bought to burn half the timber
of the northneast in and we dined
on hebrew national hotdogs
anyway
now
tis monday
its raining
la c
is making me breakfast
the cats are fine
we're gonna go to the gym
to work off three days
of fried food
chocolate
and yes
yes
yes
ive been cheating on my homeopathic diet a little
but not a lot
really
i swear
id tell you
anyway
ill be in ptown most of july
so ill keep you posted
on life
on the gay cape
la Cubana
is leaving for NYC tonight
so ill be here
all alone
all alone
boo hoooo
for a few days
alone
and
um
unchaperoned
hehhehehe
and must i add
unchaperoned
alone
and ovulating
hheheheheheh
shhhhh
la C just came back in the room
anyhowww
swimming out now
catch ya later'
p.s. montezuma
has left the building
